@Marc0Scutaro

Former MLB player for the Mets, A’s, Jays, Red Sox, Rockies and Giants. 🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪 Parody

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Joined February 2025
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Travis
@Travis1Oct 20
Name an athlete whose real name is so good it sounds made up. Not a nickname, the actual name on the birth certificate. Any sport, any era.
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Sarah Langs
@SlangsOnSportsOct 20
Won Postseason MVP — Acquired midseason that year:   2026 ALCS Freddy Peralta 2024 NLCS Tommy Edman 2021 WS Jorge Soler 2021 NLCS Eddie Rosario 2018 WS Steve Pearce 2017 ALCS Justin Verlander 2016 ALCS Andrew Miller 2012 NLCS Marco Scutaro 2010 NLCS Cody Ross 2000 ALCS David Justice 1995 NLCS Mike Devereaux 1989 ALCS Rickey Henderson 1969 WS Donn Clendenon
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🎙️Not Another Crew Cast🎙️
@NASPpodcastSep 17
We missing anyone?
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Marco Scutaro, 2012
MLB
@MLBSep 3
Babe Ruth 1923 Barry Bonds 2001 Shohei Ohtani 2024 Who had the greatest single season ever? Here are our Top 10 Individual Seasons that define baseball. #250for250
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What the FUCK
Justin
@JustinMLBAug 23
Reply with your most obscure Red Sox player and I’ll let you know if you get a plate or not
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The Red Sox
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SleeperMets
@SleeperMetsJul 24
Guess the former Mets player.
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Still waiting on my invite for the ASG tonight @RobManfred
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Don’t use me for your evil business
DraftKings
@DraftKingsJul 12
Guess the MLB player based on their career path 👀 How quickly can YOU figure it out? 🤔
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I miss the Coliseum. Josh Fisher is a terrorist
🐐Tim, Oakland baseball fan🐾@TimblonskeeJul 12
Replying to @Marc0Scutaro
@Marc0Scutaro clears the bases in an empty Coliseum.
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Marco Scutaro@Marc0Scutaro16 Jun 2025
Much like myself, Rafael Devers will do even better in San Francisco than Boston
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For the record I am in the baseball hall of fame 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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Topps
@ToppsMay 21
Name an athlete whose signature you’d rather have than BABE RUTH… 🤔
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Feelings ღ@anxietymsgsMay 12
starts with M and we all love it ?
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🗣️ FUCK JOHN FISHER
🐐Tim, Oakland baseball fan🐾@TimblonskeeApr 29
Oakland legend @Marc0Scutaro had a career BA of .277 and 570 SO over his 13 year career, including a 190 hit season. Kyle Schwarber has a career BA of .230 and 1567 SO in his 12th year. Guess who's been to 3 All Star games. Both have yet to say "Fuck John Fisher".
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After much consideration I have decided not to manage the @RedSox Mostly because I was catfished and they did not actually offer me the position Anyways my life savings is now with some African prince that needs it
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Very happy to announce I have accepted the role as Manager for the @RedSox. Let’s get to work
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Fine, I’ll do it. Hit me up @John_W_Henry
Chris Cotillo
@ChrisCotilloApr 22
I do not know if the Red Sox are considering staff additions. This is pure speculation and nothing more. But I wonder if Carlos Delgado is someone who could be in the mix for a role. Close with Cora, coached hitting in WBC, and Cora cites liking his hitting philosophy a lot.
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Pop Crave
@PopCraveApr 3
Hot Ones is teasing their “biggest” episode yet. Who do you think it is?
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FOUR TIMES IM CRINE 😭😭😭
Marco Scutaro@Marc0ScutaroMar 25
Happy opening day to the @SFGiants Very excited to watch that bum Aaron Judge strike out later
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