Leaning out #fitness #bodybuilding

Hey, that’s the same face I make when I go to sleep.

No you can’t try some of my meds. You criminal.

Her: describe yourself. Me: Bleak mindset. Elite output.

Missionary so I can do witchcraft on your face.

When you’re too lazy to make a spirit Halloween Rite Aid meme 

Put me on love island and watch it become a psychological horror

Stop sending me on side quests. I'm exhausted.

Alien: *crying* Me: “so that was “with Arms Wide Open“ by Creed”

“you’re the villain in someone else’s life” bro im the villain in my own life

I don’t associate with people who are liars. If You lie and hide shit from me. Then it is you who burned the bridge.

Yeah Sleep Token released new music but have you ever considered showering?

no preworkout, just flashbacks of shít i let slide

You deserve a break. Stop healing. Choose violence. Go batshit insane. Do it for the plot.

tbh i get why Michael Myers just quit talking and started acting like that

Don’t get mad. Get even.

Our father, who art in Heaven Limp be thy Bizkit

Do NOT get a syrupy footjob under the table from a goth girl at Denny's

IF you ever Fallover in public, pick yourself up and say sorry it’s been a while since I inhabited a body® And just walk away.

I'm 82% sure I don't belong in this dimension.

If we aren’t kissing with a mouthful of blood, then what’s the point?