Is that a @birbigs sighting in Tampa!?!?

I came here to search @spiritairlines so I could read about all of the horrific experiences everyone has had and feel better about my 9+ hour flight delay while they changed a tire on the plane. We were supposed to land at 6:30 PM and instead landed at 4:30 AM.

I booked the Sleep Inn for my daughter’s graduation 8 months ago. They just canceled my reservation because “the hotel is closed for maintenance.” That was a lie. They just wanted to book my room for more money. I thought price gauging was illegal. @ChoiceHotels @Expedia

Look what you e done @garyvee! Now I wish I played the accordion instead of the bass. #daytradingattention #part3

I had a dream last night that @IJasonAlexander recorded “The Greatest American Hero” for my outgoing voicemail and woke up this morning so disappointed that it was just a dream.

My new @Tesla #Model3 was supposed to be delivered last week but there was a problem with the paint job. Now I have to apparently wait 3+ months according to Tesla even though the problem was related to their quality control! This is ridiculous @elonmusk!!!

The universe is conspiring against me having a @Tesla. I bought a #Model3 with a factory defect in the paint. Three months later I get hit head on. I order a new 2024 Model 3 and the same factory defect. My order is now on hold and I have no idea if/when I’m getting it. @elonmusk

Leaving what I can only assume housekeeping thinks is cocaine at every hotel I stay in as I travel around the country with Jesus Christ Superstar. @kachavatribe

Oops! @CNN giving @SpeakerMcCarthy one last shot on his way out the door by labeling him a Democrat! 😂

It’s very surreal to be out for a walk listening to the book @ElonMusk by @WalterIsaacson and be at the part where @Tesla was just getting started while passing one Tesla after another. Including the one in my driveway. Amazing accomplishment.

I have been dreaming about my first @Tesla for probably 10 years only to take it home and find a defect in the paint. The only option they gave me was to send it to a body shop and "hopefully" it will come out looking "ok." The car is 1 week old. Help me @elonmusk!! 😭

This is crazy!!! I got burn marks on my wrist from my @Apple watch! Has this happened to anyone else?!? #applewatch #apple

So, if Twitter is now X does that mean I Triple X’d when I send a string of three Tweets?

Well, this is awkward. Who wants to tell Google Domains? #killedbygoogle

.@birbigs I’m going to need #TheOldManAndThePool to either come to Tampa or get added to @netflix. I’m an old man. And I have a pool. I need to know how this thing ends.

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