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One Of God's Own Prototypes. Too Weird To Live, And Too Rare To Die. Assistant Coach Mulvane. Dead Head. Wu-Tang Historian.

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Joined December 2011
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“At a real high level of anything, there’s a certain amount of almost crazy behavior to get to this incredible position…there’s a madness.” – at Wichita, KS
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BO BASSETT IS A WORLD CHAMPION Bassett defeats Vazgen Tevanyan 9-1 to win the 65 kg world title 🇺🇸 #seniorworlds
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Sturgill Simpson- I Don’t Mind
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The issue with looking at football plays in isolation is that it never considers a very important element of a fixed game: time. If I am playing a team that has a better EPA than me, or insert whatever offensive stat, if I run the ball, I prevent them from being able to do the thing they are good at, by shrinking the game. Everyone tries to compare football to poker, coin flips, etc. But the thing that I think that misses is that unlike those scenarios, in football, what I do impacts your ability to not do something else. If your EPA is better than me, but you don’t get to run as many plays because I sit on the ball and fleece the clock - and that’s not accounted for, then something is missing in the discussion.
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Replying to @redbaronpizza
"In this house we eat Red Baron Pizza"
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Your parents when a QR code pops up on the tv screen for authentication
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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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There are riots and fires in Paris! The NFL:
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His name is Terry Ward, and from this day forward, October 20th shall forever be know as Terry Ward Day. Happy Terry Ward Day, everybody.
🇺🇸 In Virginia, a 64-year-old man was charged after he taped his wife to a chair in the basement so he could watch football upstairs. Terry Ward was arrested last Sunday night in Richmond after officers responded to a domestic call. According to the criminal complaint, his wife said he used tape to restrain her to a chair in the basement. Ward admitted he tied her up and left her there. She had marks and tape residue on both arms and told police she had been restrained for up to 45 minutes. He faces felony abduction and misdemeanor assault on a family member He is due in court on November 10.
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🚨 #BREAKING: Virginia man charged with duct taping his wife to a chair so he could watch football upstairs “in peace”
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Let the film talk.
PANCAKE DELIVERY SERVICE ALERT 🚨🚨🚨 MADDOX MCGINNIS, 6'4, 290, OL, Wichita NW, '27, the Grizzlies are on a 4-game win streak after beating Garden City last week to move to 4-2 on the season & are ranked #8 in 6A. In that game this Central Missouri commit had 8 pancake blocks (15 on the year) & has helped lead a powerful running attack that has pounded the rock for 1,609 yds, averaging 7+ per carry & scored 12 rushing TDs in the last six games; he is a physical presence on the offensive front, hitting defenders in the mouth at the snap or using his quick feet & hands to wall off in pass pro; a battle-tested vet in the trenches, he takes pride in communicating with the guys around him, finishing blocks with attitude & helping set the tone for the team; the Mules got a steal with this baller. Next up: @ Wichita North later today. Keep grindin' my man @MaddoxMcG2027 👊
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“Welcome to the 2030 Fortnite OG Liberty Biberty College Football Playoffs brought to you by Polymarket.” “Our new 76-team format is kicking off with a great matchup between 7-5 Army vs 8-4 North Texas!” “Pat McAfee and Jason Kelce have been shirtless all day 😆!” *Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey* “Our Flock Camera Banana Ball halftime performance will be none other than Shaboozey with a special guest… The Imagine Dragons!!!” #Expandto100 #DannyKanellSupremacy #CollegeFootbAllTeamsMakeIt
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Life is too short. You should start building your own private military company with your friends.
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This is the greatest thing I've ever seen
Watch this to the end, you won’t regret it. This is what happens when you’re at happy hour and are reminded you agreed to do an interview about your race.
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New lids ⚡️ #GoBears
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First day at the plague factory
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Oh just Sturgill and the boys burning down Bridgestone Arena with the GREASIEST “Best Clockmaker On Mars” you’ll ever fucking hear nbd
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That’s the backstrap. Most tender cut of the pizza. It belongs to the hunter.
Pizza employee gets caught finessing slice from someone’s order [H/T: IG guysrunningfromcop]
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The last remaining undefeated teams in the AFC…
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Dudes will see the Fresno State Tractor and say it’s the coolest thing ever Dudes would be right
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DYNAMIC DUO ALERT 🚨🚨🚨 GRADY MYERS, 5'11, 170, QB/ATH, Mulvane, '27 (pictured) & HAYS ENSLEY, 5'11, 175, RB/ATH, Mulvane, '27, the Wildcat One-Two Punch struck fast & furious when they needed to & helped the team make a thrilling 4th-quarter push to knock off 4A #4 Wamego 41-40 last night; out in front was Ensley with 29 carries for 234 yds & 4 TDs, while Myers added 189 yds on 18 carries, scored a pair of TDs & was 8 of 14 for 71 yds to give the pair almost 500 total yds & 6 TDs in a key matchup to move to 3-1; Wildcats are shifting into another gear as we hit mid-season; keep grindin' gents @grady_myers5 @HaysEnsley 👊
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