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Maria Aurora

@Maria__Aurora

instant noodle botherer | fancy dress instigator | F&B Manager | Nemophilist | Former Beer Nerd® | She/Her

 Kingston Near Lewes, England
Joined August 2012
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Joe Lycett
@joelycett4 Nov 2023
My old friend @SuellaBraverman has described rough sleeping as a 'lifestyle choice' I always thought lifestyle choices were things such as cargo pants, fishing and decorating your bathroom with a bowl of potpourri. I want to see if this image I found on google described as 'Wooden Botanical Fragrant Potpourri Bowl With Lemon' can raise £50,000 for homelessness charity @crisis_uk Donate here: instagram.com/p/CzPTaJzIK4M/…
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Pilot@pilotbeeruk22 Jun 2023
Apologies for the lack of #content on here recently, we’ve been DMing the most gullible people in the world pretending to be the teachers of kids who identify as cats. Normal service will be resumed soon.
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Day off work tomorrow. So I’m tucked up in bed, skincare routine completed, at 20:20. I didn’t even get day drunk. Who even am I?!
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Things I’ve said out loud to other humans today part 70138: “well, out all of the negative emotions, boredom is the best one to get drunk whilst feeling”.
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Facts. Except I’ve only lived in this area for 20 years and reckon I could only do 20 miles. Goals.
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@fesshole11 May 2023
I've lived in my area for 40 years and couldn't tell you the name of the street round the corner, but give me directions using pubs as a landmark and I could find anything easily up to a 30 mile radius.
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Rob MacKay@RobJMacKay2 May 2023
They’re about two weeks away from marching into bathrooms with laminated home-made TOILET INSPECTOR cards
darkeden21.bsky.social (@DarkEden21) profile picturedarkeden21.bsky.social@DarkEden212 May 2023
So cisgender GC men are pretending to be lesbians to infiltrate HER app and catch trans women So far, they're literally just exposing EACH OTHER'S ACCOUNTS lol 1/2
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Utterly brilliant responses.
Simon of Romford (@PeopleOfUK) profile pictureSimon of Romford@PeopleOfUK16 Apr 2023
What's your favourite piece of graffiti? I don't know if mine still exists, but there used to be one saying "Lubię rosół". Which translates as "I like chicken noodle soup". How could you not?
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A hardy perennial- the “barred list” on the wall of The Half Moon pub , Herne Hill , South London. The greatest barred list of them all. (Can’t remember when I first saw this but still hilarious)
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Hey @buxtonwater thought you’d like to see how your @BrightonMarathn leftovers are blocking the pavement outside brighton dome. All of the buggy and wheelchair users are loving you RN.
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Maybe @bhcitynews @BrightonNewsJo perhaps you’ll be interested in knowing how Brighton Dome staff had to move this out of the way of pedestrians seeing as no one else is interested in doing so. @buxtonwater @BrightonMarathn @BrightonHoveCC @BHGreens
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Hey @BrightonHoveCC you need to move this rubbish left over from the marathon. It’s blocking the pavement outside brighton dome. People are struggling to get round it. @bhcitynews
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Also just updated my bio due to aforementioned non posting. Loving life.
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Oh @Captain_Cravat glad to see you still here, it’s been a wild ride eh
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Been a while since I posted on here but thanks for a great night @brightontop20
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I’d love to be a stay at home dad
Fesshole🧻 (@fesshole) profile pictureFesshole🧻
@fesshole19 Jan 2023
Many years ago four friends and me agreed to support our girlfriends careers as much as possible so we could all be stay-at-home-dads. Worked for all of us. One of the best decisions of my life.
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Well this is everything I needed today
Paul Fairie (@paulisci) profile picturePaul Fairie@paulisci1 Jan 2023
A List of Predictions Made in 1923 About 2023 🧵
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Yes Jay! ✌🏼
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@anon_opin7 Dec 2022
Being a cunt is a sexually attractive trait - this goes for both sexes - cos it demonstrates you have the talent, drive and magnetism to get through life unharmed despite being a cunt
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Brilliant. A perfect response to the ‘keep politics out of beer/sport/whatever’ crowd.
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