Marie Brennan 🐾

BREAKING: The Vatican reveals that Pope Leo XIV has lung cancer and had the lower lobe of his right lung removed in a successful surgery. We want to offer our best wishes to the head of the Catholic Church, who has proven to be a consistent ray of light and love in these dark fascist times. “The Holy Father underwent thoracic surgery as scheduled. To ensure the radical removal of the tumor, the lower lobe of the right lung was removed using a video-assisted technique. An intraoperative histological examination confirmed the diagnosis of lung adenocarcinoma, as suspected from preoperative tests,” the Holy See Press Office stated. “The Holy Father was in the operating room for approximately three hours, while the procedure itself lasted about 90 minutes,” the statement continued. “The operation was successful, and there were no complications. After surgery, the pope regained consciousness normally and, following a brief period of observation, returned to his room on the 10th floor.” The Vatican has canceled all Leo's planned audiences up through October 20. It's as yet unclear if he will still make his trip to South America next month. If you're a person of faith, please offer up a prayer for the pontiff. If you're an atheist who supports the pope, share your well wishes below. We can help drown out the bloodthirsty MAGA supporters who are flooding social media with celebratory posts about Leo's diagnosis. We need this man to stick around for a long, long time! Please like and share to wish Pope Leo a speedy recovery!