Stand up comedian represented by FUCKING NO ONE. Fit AF innit. He/Him

London, England
Joined August 2011
Mark Cram (Blue Tick) retweeted
Don’t miss out and get tickets now for our amazing New Year celebration. Amazing comedy and an after 🎉. Join @maureenyounger @jpattersoncomic @MarkCramComedy and @AliWoodsGigs (tickets from Backyard website) 🥂🎉🍷
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freelancer noun UK /ˈfriː.lɑːns:er/ US /ˈfriː.læns:er individual who has less money in their bank account than they are owed by people for whom they’ve already performed work
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I’m done engaging bigots. From now on I will be exclusively using the phrase “fuck off”.
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Mark Cram (Blue Tick) retweeted
Final chance to get tickets for @TheNewsAtGlenn @LinzSantoro @MarkCramComedy & @Revillations at Swan Hotel, Bedford. 1st November in aid of @lmcancertrust Tix lmcancertrust.co.uk/events/c…
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Watching the Unbreakable Triple Threat from 2005 and I think it’s just worth mentioning @JeremyBorash has one of the biggest shirt collars I’ve ever seen.
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Mark Cram (Blue Tick) retweeted
TONIGHT 8PM LGBTQ+ COMEDY AT @angelcomedy @billmurraypub FEATURING: @marydoesgigs @StandUpAndrew @robynHperkins @MarkCramComedy @sumicomedy @lulu_popplewell Matt Smith TICKET LINK IN REPLY
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Do they employ different London bus drivers at night or is there just a time of day where they transform into cunts?
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Mark Cram (Blue Tick) retweeted
THIS SUNDAY 27th October! QUEER COMEDY AT @angelcomedy @billmurraypub FEATURING: @marydoesgigs @StandUpAndrew @robynHperkins @MarkCramComedy @sumicomedy @lulu_popplewell Matt Smith TICKET LINK IN REPLY
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FOUR ACE SHOWS THIS WEEK @CamdenComedy WED 730pm Unwrapped inc @tadiwamahlunge @olliehorncomedy WED 930pm @nathancassidy FRI 615pm 'Nathan Cassidy & Friend' @imranyusuf FRI 8pm The Rat Pack inc @AlexyBennett @KathMathComedy @MarkCramComedy TICKETS ⬇️ camdencomedyclub.com
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Mark Cram (Blue Tick) retweeted
Spectacular comedy night @LouthPriory with @robynHperkins @MarkCramComedy @StAlun @stephanie_laing My little doggy Dolly came along for the ride and has had endless cuddles with everyone #comedy #dogs
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Every adult who can not grasp that they shouldn’t play music/sounds out loud on their phone on a train should be culled.
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I’ve put a lot of thought into what my breakdancing name would be. And it would be Mark Cram. Thank you.
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You know when Elon Musk eventually tanks twitter he’ll claim he did it on purpose to “own the libs”.
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“Pretty sure you meant Marl” Says my phone. Passive aggressively remembering a typo from 4 years ago.
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Finally back running after my ankles being fucked for a year! Hello @runningpunks
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