The elevator in the CB building actually opened for me with zero wait time this morning. Miracles really do happen. #uvu
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It's #NationalDogDay and Harley Quinn told me she wants to be Twitter famous.
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The pinnacle of human romantic gestures was reached with the mixtape cassette. It's really been all down hill from there.
Almost had to break out the "do I need to seperate you two" on some students today. Don't make me turn this into middle school on day one.
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I actually worked on Purdue's SL island back in grad school. Don't know if it's still there. fusion.net/story/181901/we-t…
Target filled with kids & teens picking up physical back to school supplies that they will soon ignore while staring into digital screens.
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<clickbait>You won't believe what this tweet had to say, but you'll understand!</clickbait> teapaw.org/hmans/status/630650557…
Mark D Pepper retweeted
16 tweets that explain how kids relate to technology today huff.to/1MQQqsa
I'm gonna start using "egads!" more often to put a 17-century twist on "OMG!" #egads. There. Hashtag. This sucker is gonna trend.
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Trump is all about the jouissance. teapaw.org/Jodi7768/status/630811…
#KristenStewart's "Google me, I'm not hiding" quote is coincidently also the personal motto that the NSA would prefer we all adopt.
Thanks @Tinder for giving tech comm students an example of how not to manage your brand on Twitter.
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Article on the Warped Tour with the words "Corporate Punk Road Show" in the title. That combo of words confused me too much to read further.
At this point, defeating #DarkSouls without a pulse is about the only thing that woud impress me. teapaw.org/DarkSoulsGame/status/6…
This is just about the most #DarkSouls thing we have come across. Who dares attempt it? teapaw.org/Kotaku/status/63076289…
Realized I haven't tweeted once in 2015. So I'm blowing into this thing like the bottom of a NES cartridge just to see if it still works.
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Why has nobody done a mash-up of Live's Lightning Crashes and Garth Brooks' Thunder Rolls? Cause that would be epically sad and awful.
I'm going to be staring into code and grading all day. By the end, I fully expect to be able to dodge bullets in slow mo. And know kung-fu.
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Every tweet can't be a winner. I submit this one as evidence. #LowBar




