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Mark I. Harrison

@MarkIHarrison

PGR @ManMetUni. I spend my time writing about movie stars and moaning about Man City 🍌 he/him.

 Manchester, England
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Joined February 2012
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'we don't lose finals' he says, whilst wearing a bucket hat he got from a final they lost.
Sky Sports Football (@SkyFootball) profile pictureSky Sports Football
@SkyFootball21 May 2025
"We don't lose finals" Manchester United fans give us their predictions ahead of the Europa League final 👀
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He literally makes a beeline for Suzuki. Angles his run and everything. Never has eyes on the ball.
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@AVFC_Connor_14h
My head is on mars, Lammens isn’t even looking at the ball just trying to stop Suzuki😭 We all know VAR would never cancel a 96th minute goal at Old Trafford.
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soapy hadid@soapyhadid15h
Anyway, here is a Ratatouille review from a critic who A) grew up in a Parisian sewer with tunnels that still had claw marks from the Great Rat Uprising of 1923. B) is a rat
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Amy Acton has every right to ignore Vivek after what he did.
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Samu 🦇 Haines@_samuelha_15h
Anyways here is an Emilia Perez review from a critic who A) is a former cartel leader that had a sex change and killed off their former identity to lead a life of charity and B) breaks into song randomly
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Lammens has fouled him there though hasn't he? Not looking at anything other than the man.
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Gotta be kidding me man. I needed a United loss there for my soul
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@rencer_speedNov 8
I think Republican or Democrat we can all agree: that right there is a Mine Inspector
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@FOX10PhoenixNov 6
JUST IN: AP projects Democrat Brian Matlock has won the Arizona Mine Inspector race, defeating Republican Les Presmyk. fox10phoenix.com/news/2026-a…
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See, when you say stuff that's dumb as fuck, it doesn't look great for your argument.
samanthamcfarland (@SailorSammy93) profile picturesamanthamcfarland@SailorSammy93Nov 8
If La Bola Negra loses best picture to The Odyssey there is no other reason than homophobia. That would be as bad as Brokeback Mountain losing to Crash.
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You can swear on anything. A lot of people swear on the constitution, one guy in the house famously swore on an old copy of a Superman comic.
profoundwhore (@profoundwhore) profile pictureprofoundwhore@profoundwhoreNov 8
What do they do if they’re an atheist I’m curious
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max@hotdogenj0yerNov 7
everything’s been downhill since the NYT put the mini crossword behind a paywall.
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Finally have time to see I Love Boosters in the cinema tomorrow. Been a long time coming this one.
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My theory is that he's known as a guy who struggles to get down for low shots, so he's overcompensating with his hand placement which means that high shots get passed him because he can't get there quick enough.
ARSTray (@not_UTDTray) profile pictureARSTray
@not_UTDTrayNov 7
The ball was shot straight at Donnarumma and he still couldn’t save it. so I ask again What is Donnarumma good at?
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Ellie Lucas@FrontRowEllieNov 7
IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE was pretty famously a box office disappointment and was considered communist propaganda by some. This "we're making something timeless here" angle is so funny.
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@DiscussingFilmNov 6
First clip from the Jimmy Stewart biopic ‘JIMMY’, starring KJ Apa. The film follows Jimmy Stewart during his journey serving in World War II and how ‘It’s A Wonderful Life’ saved him after the war. Now playing in theaters.
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Apothecarius@BearlyExistentNov 7
Read this as ‘umami daughter’ and wondered why the daughter is so savory
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@nocontextcfbNov 7
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This team fucking stinks. Shame on Leipzig for letting us win midweek. Absolutely honking.
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Nyanasaur@NyanasaurNov 7
DRS Rafaela: 21 Bellinger: 20 OAA Rafaela: 16 Bellinger: 6 FRV Rafaela: 16 Bellinger: 8 dWAR Rafaela: 2.7 Bellinger: 1.7 Def Rafaela: 13.5 Bellinger: 4.5 FIELDING PERCENTAGE Rafaela: .994 Bellinger: .989 Position Rafaela: CF Bellinger: LF
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Absolutely honking this
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Mums already asking who City have on the bench
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nugget chef@jayhaykidNov 7
Breathtaking how quickly the Platinum Glove became a junk award that no one gives a shit about. What a shame teapaw.org/MLB/status/21189178702…
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@MLBNov 7
Cody Bellinger adds the Rawlings Platinum Glove to his crowded trophy case 🏆 He joins Jose Trevino (2022) as the only Yankees to win the Platinum Glove in the 16-year history of the award.
Rawlings Platinum Glove Award American League Cody Bellinger Pictured: Cody Bellinger smiles in a posed photo day pic. He wears a home white pinstriped Yankees uniform and dark blue Yankees cap.

ALT Rawlings Platinum Glove Award American League Cody Bellinger Pictured: Cody Bellinger smiles in a posed photo day pic. He wears a home white pinstriped Yankees uniform and dark blue Yankees cap.

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You just knew that was going to happen
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