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I have moved from being shocked and disappointed at the Treasury to being angry. I spent some time with an elderly client today who is confused and distressed over what to do, and a huge portion of responsibility for her upset rests with unprofessionalism from the Treasury. Starting from a manifesto that promised not to raise national insurance they then tried to argue that didn’t include employers’ national insurance. Then non-doms, private school fees and the craziness of the IHT changes and pension charges, none of which will actually raise any money if you adjust for the economic impact and uncertainty. All alongside the winter fuel debacle and failure to actually cut welfare costs. And then, within six months of the Budget, came the Treasury Insiders and Well-Placed Sources leaking crazy plans and half-baked ideas to test the political water. Wealth tax, extending PETs, gifts of own income, reductions in pension allowances, caps on pensions, NICs on rental income and dividends, shifting income tax up but extending NICs, capitals gains alignment with income rates, tax hikes for lawyers, accountants and GPs, oil and gas and banking levies, additional costs on landlords and employers, VAT increases, mansion taxes, every awful idea that has ever had economists sitting bolt upright in bed at 3am in a cold sweat, this Treasury has embraced them all, leaked them to the papers and sat back to watch the slow motion catastrophe as their strategy paralyses the markets and dries up investment. In my 30-odd years in practice I have never experienced such a devastatingly incompetent budget process that over the course of 12 months has, in my view, inflicted such horrific damage to business and consumer confidence. Tax should be boring, not front page news every week. It currently feels like an angry school council has been given the economic reigns to the country and it has no idea what it wants to do beyond “Rich people bad”. This morning, I tried to calm down an upset elderly woman and reassure her that as best we could we will help her through this. I place the blame for this awful situation wholly at the door of the Ministers currently in charge of the Treasury. They should be ashamed of themselves.
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The Australian and British Prime Minister…
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There needs to be a better way of getting a doctors appointment than the whole country phoning them up at 8am.
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We went shopping in Vladimir Putin's Moscow this week. Here's what we found 🧵
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How did Barry Keogan not win a Golden Globe for this scene alone in The Banshees of Inisherin
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but Neil Diamond, who retired from performing five years ago because of Parkinsons, just had a Broadway show of him open and it at the opening night he did this
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Class!
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The Russian Embassy in Lisbon. Two neighbouring houses are projecting the blue and yellow onto its facade. The ambassador is reportedly “apoplectic”.
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Retweet if you agree the street name where the Russian Embassy in Dublin is situated should be changed to Zelenskiy Avenue #changeOrwellRoadtoZelenskiyAvenue @IrishMirror @IrishTimes @DubCityCouncil @PresidentIRL
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It's time the Help to Buy and Lifetime ISA max house purchase limits were raised from £250,000 and £450,000. House prices have increased so much recently many can no longer buy the property they were saving for. RT if you agree, to spread word.
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🦁 Competition! 🦁 Win a ‘History of the British & Irish Lions’ & one of my @lionsofficial 2021 Tour Polo Shirts Choose if you’d like them signed. 🦁 Follow & Retweet to Enter 🦁 Ends 30.6.21 at 23.59
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Outstanding.
whoever is responsible for this deserves a medal
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We didn’t need to have #Eurovision to know that #Iceland won @julia_hills @paul_clarkson1 #Eurovision2020
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This seems to be what the government is doing. Well worth a read
1. The govt strategy on #Coronavirus is more refined than those used in other countries and potentially very effective. But it is also riskier and based on a number of assumptions. They need to be correct, and the measures they introduce need to work when they are supposed to.
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WATCH: CORBYN! FREE! FREE! FREE! order-order.com/2019/11/28/c…
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So as well as there being no Liberal Democrats, or Leavers in this Question Time audience, there appear to be bugger all Tories there either. I imagine Daniel Blake may make an appearance soon. Kudos to whichever Momentum branch that managed to pack the audience!
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You, yes you sir, I shall fuck you up good and proper, make no mistake about it my good man
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Brexit summarised for the Washington Post washingtonpost.com/outlook/t…
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Twitter: where people are more likely to be offended by jokes about war, famine, torture and inequalities, than they are by war, famine, torture and inequalities.
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