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New York Comedienne. New hour special "Out To Lunch" on the Youtubes now!! My pod: "Tuesdays with Stories” or “We Might be Drunk” Link 👇👇 Praise Allah!

 NYC
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Joined March 2009
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Comedy! New special out now on @Netflix folks. #nonetoopleased
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It’s a poly market
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@PolymarketNov 5
JUST IN: West Hollywood, California, votes unanimously to legally recognize throuples, foursomes, & other multi-partner relationships.
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No one is happier about midterms than big sticker. #ivoted
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TikTok is Fox News for the left
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Everyone hates when a neighborhood gets gentrified until the king size snickers hits your candy bag #Halloween
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Everyone I know with commitment issues has multiple tattoos
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The 3rd hike
Atlanta Falcons (@AtlantaFalcons) profile pictureAtlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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They should Sioux
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypost14 Aug 2023
Native American group demands Commanders reinstate ‘Redskins’ name trib.al/Kye7AkM
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“Reminds me of that tragedy”
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Two have already been sold to tiger woods
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmuskOct 16
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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“No child of mine is watching a black mermaid!” Same guy: “Tonight we live stream the execution as a family”
Rolling Stone (@RollingStone) profile pictureRolling Stone
@RollingStoneOct 8
The Pentagon Is Going to Livestream a Firing Squad Execution rollingstone.com/politics/po…
The Pentagon Is Going to Livestream a Firing Squad Execution

The Pentagon Is Going to Livestream a Firing Squad Execution

The first military execution in more than six decades will be livestreamed, according to Pentagon officials.

rollingstone.com
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Games to officially start on 7-11
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketOct 6
JUST IN: India is formally seeking to host the 2036 Summer Olympics.
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Cock Martens
Edmonton Dude (Sambuca Sam) (@Edmontondude) profile pictureEdmonton Dude (Sambuca Sam)@EdmontondudeOct 7
I need these!
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“Just the tip”
Bet105 (@bet_105) profile pictureBet105
@bet_105Oct 7
BREAKING🚨 OG Anunoby has seemingly been spotted in dwarf content creator Erika Calabrese’s Instagram DMs
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video shows unverified screenshots/collage from @sportbimb0, whose bio states "Everything Posted Is Alleged & Shouldn't Be Taken As Factual" and post notes authenticity has not been independently confirmed; no statements from Anunoby or Calabrese. x.com/sportbimb0/sta… blacksportsonline.com/2026/10/little…
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We used to be a country
Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) profile pictureKen Klippenstein
@kenklippensteinOct 7
Ohio man jailed for texting Shrek’s penis to a state senator fire.org/news/ohio-man-jaile…
Ohio man jailed for texting Shrek’s penis to a state senator. Your questions about Shrexting,...

Ohio man jailed for texting Shrek’s penis to a state senator. Your questions about Shrexting,...

An Ohio blogger spent 23 hours in jail after texting a senator a crude Shrek meme. Can political mockery be prosecuted? The First Amendment weighs in.

fire.org
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Please be the next episode of bar rescue
The Boston Globe (@BostonGlobe) profile pictureThe Boston Globe
@BostonGlobeSep 22
A lesbian bar in Greenfield eased its stringent mask mandate, a decision that has splintered the queer community in the city and beyond. trib.al/FyZjBWs
A Western Mass. lesbian bar required KN-95 masks. When it changed the rules, all hell broke loose....

A Western Mass. lesbian bar required KN-95 masks. When it changed the rules, all hell broke loose....

Last Ditch Bar in Greenfield wanted to build community. They got a firestorm instead.

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Blowing up children = baby boomers
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Handshake at a black fraternity
Crazy Clips (@crazyclips_) profile pictureCrazy Clips
@crazyclips_Sep 10
Someone find this man and give him a raise
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Doggy Style
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostSep 16
Disturbed Florida mom arrested after husband found video of her having sex with family dog: cops trib.al/jzt5HMC
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Schindler’s List is good but a little too campy
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