Associated Press seat filler when I'm not tweeting from mom's basement.

Austin, Texas
Joined May 2009
battled it out with the Bruins 🤘🐻 #HookEm
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Steven Adams will play tonight. Reed Sheppard is out.
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You all wanted an offensive coordinator. You didn’t say it had to be human! Or competent! And you didn’t tell it to Make No Mistakes!
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Atlanta Dream statement on Enes Kanter Freedom's Game 3 attendance.
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Chris Del Conte told the Houston Chronicle the Texas fan who flipped off a Gators player was a local college student who attends a school in Florida (but not Florida). He has been identified and permanently banned from DKR. CDC said he doesn't know who authorized a field pass for the young student.
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Good job, Duck, for getting to the bottom of this mystery.
Chris Del Conte told the Houston Chronicle the Texas fan who flipped off a Gators player was a local college student who attends a school in Florida (but not Florida). He has been identified and permanently banned from DKR. CDC said he doesn't know who authorized a field pass for the young student.
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Just brilliant. Probably their best one ever.
The College Football ER has never seen a day like that. presented by: @renasant
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Read: it was the son of a wealthy donor.
According to a Texas spokesperson, this matter has been handled internally. No word on how the issued was addressed or the name of the fan seen in the video, but Texas says the behavior was not viewed as acceptable. #HookEm
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11. Louisville 12. Arkansas 13. St. John's 14. Miami 15. Gonzaga 16. Michigan 17. Kansas 18. Iowa State 19. Texas Tech 20. Alabama 21. USC 22. UCLA 23. Kentucky 24. Vanderbilt 25. BYU
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🚨 FIRST AP POLL OF THE 2026-27 SEASON 🤩 1. Florida 2. Duke 3. Illinois 4. UConn 5. Arizona 6. Michigan State 7. Texas 8. Tennessee 9. Virginia 10. Houston
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He said it in the press conference, where I was standing about three feet from him. Said he was relaying what the trainers told him.
Replying to @DanWolken
Day said no such thing! There has not been an MRI to even determine this and OSU does not give injury updates of any sort on it a players.
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Asked to clarify: "Everything means everything."
Sark asked if he thought about benching Arch Manning: "Everything is going to be evaluated."
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And Florida will defeat Texas in Austin. All-time horror loss for Sark.
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This burnt orange guy can't even watch #Longhorns
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All of Florida's P4 opponents this year have put up at least 8 yards per play. Texas is currently at 5.4, which is similar to what FAU (5.2) managed against the Gators.
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Sark just absolutely loves making games more difficult and competitive than they have to be. #HookEm
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That punt return TD was the third of Ryan Niblett's career, which ties him with Jordan Shipley, Aaron Ross and Jim Moore for the most in Texas history.
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