The quickest Christmas tree I have ever put up - Three minutes :-) twitpic.com/7mzz67
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Replying to @MrMichaelWinner
@MrMichaelWinner Wishing you and Geraldine a wonderful day tomorrow and a long and glorious life together. Mark XXX
The #illuminati will soon knock this on the head! :-/ - #MPs unite on #EU withdrawal - bit.ly/qfUHvv
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We‘ll all soon be on one sandwich a day! :-/ - Food prices rocket - bit.ly/nP4kMq
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What a STUPID woman!!! The judge needs lessons too! - Jury member turns up in ‘21 today‘ sash - bit.ly/nIkYUb
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Tweeting can be very bad for your health in Mexico! :-o bit.ly/pMn2Yn WARNING - Graphic Photograph!
DISGUSTING!!! *Retch* Longest fingernails youtube.com/watch?v=VupYfksI…
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Well Done #DavidWalliams - Swimming 140 miles down the #RiverThames for #SportsRelief is a wonderful achievement.
From dust you came and to dust you shall return - That sentence meant a lot more to me as I watched 9/11 unfold live
I can‘t help thinking that massive memorial waterfall at ground zero will become a suicide point for some :-/
Only seem to be awake when district nurses come lately and sick AGAIN! Normal tweeting will resume soon I pray :-/
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