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Markham

@MarkhamShofner

I’m not a handler I just huck a lot. 1x dev. Sustainability head. He.

 San Fran 😉
Joined October 2012
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When you're cutting deep as the offside handler.
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The two party system can suck my butt, but there’s only one coherent option here.
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I just donated to a series of house and senate races, and will be phone banking in the coming days. Please join me if you also have climate anxiety, guilt at not having done more already, and a fierce hope that things can get better if we do something about it.
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The Extreme Weather Report, October 3, 2024: It wasn't just Helene. This is your weather on fossil fuels.
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They say the Green New Deal is expensive. Compared to what?
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@volcaholic11 Oct 2024
This was Hendersonville in North Carolina. No words...
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Wicked (the musical) >>> wicked (the Republican VP candidate)
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ABC waiting to mention climate until the last question of the debate and then letting Trump get away without answering it basically sums up the American mainstream media's approach the issue.
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People dunk on Toine, but this is 🔥
Antoine Davis (@AntoineDDavis) profile pictureAntoine Davis@AntoineDDavis9 Aug 2024
What I noticed talking w/ people who are struggling with confidence is 2 main things: 1. They define failure so broadly that they see it often and in many places. 2. They define wins so narrowly that they see it rarely and in few places. A great strategy is flipping it.
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Getting bullied by your own search history while trying to make dinner
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(Yes, green onions and scallions are the same thing)
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Dentist office has a doggo
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What the actual fuck are we doing. #CeaseFire
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"We were targeted deliberately." Chef Jose Andres rejects Israeli and US assertions that the strike that killed seven World Central Kitchen aid workers was not deliberate. He puts a call out to the home country of each victim to do investigations.
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Fill out the interest form and we'll see you at our April 20th joint open tryout with Moondogs ☀️🫡📈 forms.gle/Q1xadDHyDXjxKQPs8

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I don't think many people realize how much Biden and Democrats have done to address climate change. The IRA alone—just one of their bills—is expected to 2x the pace of emissions reductions. By 2030 that's equivalent to zeroing out the combined annual emissions of CA and FL.
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Gonna mess around and make some bread. Anyone else ever try that?
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Weekly reminder to check on your friends to make sure they are playing or have played Hades.
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Everyone is canceled for not telling me how good Hades is.
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My New Year’s resolution this year is to play more video games, and fam? It’s looking good.
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When you bully your Cranston all week and he finally throws you a huck in the final. streamable.com/b3e6q8?src=pl… #Champs
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🇺🇸 Team USA in the masters mixed division closes out Day Three with a win from the 2023 @wfdf_wbuc! #USAUltimate | #PullForUS
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Meet the 2023 @wfdf_wbuc Team USA roster, next in the masters mixed division (4/5): #USAUltimate | #PullForUS
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