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Sleep like a pillow
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naming my band penis and the testicles
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This is libel
aries, stop trying to fuck him. he is forty years old.
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I don’t read fanfiction but holy gem
Aujourd'hui, maman est morte. Ou peut-être hier, je ne sais pas. J'ai reçu un télégramme de l'asile : "AO3 down. 2 à 4 semaines. Sentiments distingués." Cela ne veut rien dire. C'était peut-être hier.
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john stamos in 1978: wow dennis wilson!!!! i’m a huge fan *grabs his arm* dennis: GET YOUR FUGGIN HANDS OFF ME john stamos: 😧😦😕☹️🥺😭 hhhhhhgg … wait.. no… i won’t put up w this … 😡🤬👿👿 … you will rue this day dennis…. one day *I* will be the ONLY BEACH BOY. ONE DAY!
THE BEACH BOYS ARE OFFICIALLY NO MORE, MIKE HAS LEFT THE BAND OFFICIALLY 😭 Their new name is John Stamos and the California Sound
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I knew a guy in high school that went by squid. He actually secured just "squid" on Xbox live. We called him squid. His girlfriend called him squid. His parents, all his teachers, the fucking principle knew to call him squid
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no, i am not "moralfagging" for being upset about leftwingers using the same language as nazis. this website is hurting you.
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they took away jesus' beard. i cant believe the anime is taking away the most important part of steel ball run (jesus looking different in every scene he appears in)
The first appearance of Jesus Christ and Joseph of Arimathea in the Steel Ball Run: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure anime
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btw means by the way btw
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Wordle 1 958 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟨⬛🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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This is the extreme rare criticism of current books that's actually 100% correct.
Walking into a modern book store “Hey this was originally Reylo fanfic” “Hey this was originally dramione fanfic” “Hey this was originally marauders fanfic” “Hey this was originally—
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araki probably could have gotten away with "the rainbow turns you into a snail" but that wasn't enough so he went with "the rainbow refracts sunlight in a way that sends a subliminal message to your brain tricking it into believing you are a snail" and thats why he's a cut above
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remember reading professor criticism of kishimoto writing his female characters and she basically said most of the dialogue were either about loving men or just being woman
kishimoto is maybe the WOAT at writing women
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Guy at uni told the class he’s member of an ultra irrelevant and reddit far right party and the the prof’s immediate reaction to that was to start laughing at him.
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There is a possibility that Mike Love would’ve been a much nicer person if r/bald existed back in the 60s
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This is not an actual fucking word Wordle 1 957 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟨⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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It’s been 10 years and people are still perpetuating this myth oh my god bruh
i think about how part 6 of JoJo could have been a lot more gay if araki's publishers let him keep Anasui a woman, and let jolyne be gay. they where cowards
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We must overthrow the culture of corruption that silences women.
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What the hell, sure
I think this is the closest I can get
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Disclaimer: I’m using Hazamada because he is the best representation of the “musty highschooler nerd” archetype, not because of his questionable fantasies or anything like that
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