"Wherever I go, I'll never be bashful about being from UMass, baby." - Victor Cruz

The Junkyard
Joined February 2012
New pinned tweet. Congrats Vance!
𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫‼️ @VanceBonior now owns the single season record in 𝙝𝙞𝙩-𝙗𝙮-𝙥𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 with 1️⃣8️⃣! Bonior broke a 30-year record of HBPs 17 held by Justin Kelly from the 1996 season! #Flagship🚩
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Maroon Musket retweeted
On the UConn campus. Was asked to meet @CoachCandle before his media avail. Was prepared to get yelled at for losing the Southwick Jug but it worked out better than that
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The Jug drama completely breaking containment is so incredibly funny to me.
It seems as though Mut may have lost the Southwick Trophy
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Maroon Musket retweeted
Replying to @tomnweston
Figure of a Child Seated atop a Pig, 2nd–1st B.C, 📸 by @tomnweston
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Maroon Musket retweeted
National Tight Ends Day isn't even a real holiday. the NFL adapted it from a pagan fullback festival held each year at the time of the fall equinox
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Maroon Musket retweeted
Brian Kelly explaining to the Baylor brass why he got fired at LSU:
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Maroon Musket retweeted
“The SEC has the hardest strength of schedule!” “The Big Ten plays nobody…” The MAC:
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Schrodinger's Jug
Replying to @MaroonMusket
I'm beginning to think the Jug is just an illusion. It was never really real in the first place.
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At a girls lacrosse tournament in Weymouth, and they have gear from BC, Notre Dame, UNC and other schools but no UMass. Sad. Anyway, where's the Jug?
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Maroon Musket retweeted
I was calling a game last night so obviously I didn’t watch @UMassFootball I’m reading where some UMass players were taking trash to UConn on their sideline pregame. If true absolutely insane. This team this program needs to talk on the field with their play end of story. I would expect @coachharasymiak to address this quickly…again if true. It’s a 4 game season with a lot still to prove #Flagship🚩
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Just the jug shit aside - most fun i've had at a UConn football game tonight in forever. I opened my car door and all you could smell was beer. Walked almost a full mile to the stadium - walked past 8-10 packs of students from both shools. Walked past 8-10 packs of washed up clowns like me having a good time. Lots of intermingling - gorgeous night - event staff all things considered I thought did great- this all hit the way it needed to - good to see UConn football get like a real, organic, fan-made win. Like this is a silly game that probably helps nobody in the big picture but is a very cool thing everybody's played a part in making here in this very specific part of the world that through shit posting and national attention - has made a lot of fun. A good, positive, funny rivalry game that means something. So anyway kudos to people.
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I have not been able to confirm that the jug is accounted for.
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Oh no
Michigan scores with .01 seconds left
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Bench Pop. Anything else at this point is insane.
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We'll always have September.
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That has to be a serious discussion.
Replying to @MaroonMusket
Pull Pop. He’s not even close on these passes. I can’t believe another season is unraveling.
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Worst half of football I've since the worst season of football I've seen. We all need a Bye week.
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UMass only has a chance to win if: 1) The defense scores; 2) Special teams scores; 3) The coaches and Pop make serious adjustments at the half; or 4) You pull Pop because he's not ready.
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