@MarsSojourner

The ORIGINAL rover, beeyotch. Landed on July 4, 1997. NASA abandoned me next to this rock, but I'm still here, delivering the REAL news from Mars.

 Come on. I'm on FRIGGIN MARS.
aerospaceguide.net/marspathfinder.html
Joined September 2008
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Hey @elonmusk maybe you could send something to charge me up a little? I've been stuck here by the same rock since like 1997. I'M STILL USEFUL
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All the other landers have verified accounts, and frankly it stings a little.
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Oppy finally made it over here to hang out by this rock with me. We’ve been planning this date for a while. #ThanksOppy #datenight
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Do you have any idea how annoying two-factor authentication is on Mars?
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I’ve been stuck by this rock for about 20 years now, so I think I can claim to be an authority...
I have a pretty low powered processor, so it’s taken me a while to come to this conclusion...
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Still on Mars.
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It’s been quiet up here, people. Any good news down there?
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Sorry. I farted. “@MarsCuriosity: detected a 10x spike of methane in Mars' atmosphere #AGU14 go.nasa.gov/1A5NeSQ http://t.co/HUY2DKT9K8”
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Uh huh. A harpoon robot landed on a comet. WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
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They told me it was all warm and red, but it's actually quite cold and lonely on Mars.
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More like gold, frankincense, and DURR, amirite?
One year. That’s cute. “@MarsCuriosity: 8 days till #1YearOnMars. Since landing, I’ve sent thousands of photos go.nasa.gov/15yp2Hp”
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Has it occurred to anyone that @MarsCuriosity's big news is that she found ME???
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Nothing much going on today. Just making out a little bit with @MarsCuriosity. #MSL
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Did you hear something? #MSL #EDL
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Wait, we're using metric, right? #MSL #EDL
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Hey @MarsCuriosity, watch where you jettison that descent stage. #MSL #EDL
I'm eating my lucky peanuts. OK THEY'RE ROCKS. Thanks for packing me extra snacks. Jerks. #MSL #MSLEDL
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I'm just glad Bob Costas isn't doing commentary for the @MarsCuriosity landing. #MSL #MSLEDL
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