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Nonsense intolerant.

Oxford, England
Joined September 2012
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Dropped by my friends house for breakfast. My little God's girl Khanya Sibisi whipped a mug of the shelf and insisted a sip from it. The mug was her school project...she did it herself ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘. Indeed the cuppa slapped different ๐Ÿ˜‹. #cbcmanenos
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At 11 o'clock today right in the middle of the gym, the weights hit the floor and the whole room went completely still for two full minutes. No clanking, no musicโ€”just total quiet to honor the service and sacrifice of those who gave everything in wars and conflicts. Powerful reminder of what matters. โ€“ at Oxford, England
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Some ladies who once took King Kalalaโ€™s advice on men are now regretting their decisions, especially after seeing their former relationship guru become a wife and mother.
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Martin Karau retweeted
Its cheaper to advertise your car on motifiti.co.ke than it is to take a Nairobi girl on a date๐Ÿ˜
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Financial discipline is part of a manโ€™s character. Donโ€™t let the desire to look like you have it all put you in a position where youโ€™re chasing borrowed money. Real swag is living within your means. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Fellow Kenyans
We complain about unemployment, but are we training young people to create jobs? We teach them to pass exams and collect certificates, but rarely to use local talent and resources to invent, innovate and manufacture.
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"Tomorrow, all traders who were issued with valid authorisation letters by my government are permitted to enter and operate at Masinde Muliro," Trans Nzoia Governor George Natembeya Commando has always demonstrated resilience despite provocation by Kasongo Huyu ni mwamba ๐Ÿ˜…
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Made In Kenya: Three in 10 Kenyans have lost a phone to theft New app sounds alarm when phone is snatched Remote-controlled watch activates phone alarm App tracks stolen phone and captures thief's location Solution also targets gender-based violence #CitizenMondayReport
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The young and old are in unison ๐Ÿค...it is @edwinsifuna for President. Fullstop โ€“ at Sandford-on-Thames, England
Western Kenyaโ€™s elders say they are tired of Mudavadiโ€™s 37-year political dominance, urging him to step aside and let Senator Sifuna lead the country forward. Buana the wind had blown...
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Fellow Kenyans โ€“ at Sandford-on-Thames, England
The man in the CCTV frame was captured vandalizing a vehicle. Share until he is identified.
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Rudi kazi ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… โ€“ at Sandford-on-Thames, England
Those of us who have been in high school btn 2015- 2020 can relate ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… โ€“ at Kidlington, England
Mamito is not your ordinary actor, mum is goated ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Fellow Patriots
We are very impressed with the ongoing work at the grassroots level driven by all our volunteer movements across the country. We see you and salute your efforts. The National Secretariat in Nairobi is dedicated to supporting your efforts. Reach out to them whenever you need assistance.
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๐Ÿ’” โ€“ at Abingdon, England
Boys Lured Into Abuse A man from Kawangware is accused of using the long school holidays in November 2025 to recruit and groom young boys for sexual abuse. One of the alleged victims has spoken to NTV, and his account points to a disturbing cycle of abuse. #NTVTonight @DannMwangi @NginaKirori
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Fellow Kenyans
Lies after lies compiled ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Fellow Kenyans @Jumeirah @JumeirahET โ€“ at South Hinksey, England
This lady has marketed Jumeira Resort so much Social media is a game changer truly
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Fellow Kenyans ๐Ÿซ  โ€“ at South Hinksey, England
FREE LEGAL ADVISE When you kill your Father, Mother, Husband or Wife, the law disinherits you 100%. If you want inheritance, be patient. You may outlive them. Or you may go before them. But killing is a ticket to eternal poverty & then HELL! And by the way, inheritance is a gift not obligation.
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My deputy Parents ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜ โ€“ at Horspath, England
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Must be keng'eero cooperative bank ๐Ÿซ  โ€“ at Horspath, England
If you are still attending this churches you are very stupid, pray to your God privately and see wonders
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Hey guys! Hereโ€™s a longer video of how the curtains look! Soooo prettty again, get your curtains from Mali curtains youโ€™ll not regret ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿป
Iโ€™m so in love with my new curtains๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ I got the best plug and I love how they do everything for you from measurements to delivery! Super Classy soft and black out no light comes in. Guys they have gift hampers till December. Theyโ€™re Mali curtains located in Eastleigh 4th street Crown mall shop number B13 or call them on +254 707 093 455 seriously the best๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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If you want to restore your interior panels to brand new, I would suggest you give this guys a try.....
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