
S̶u̶p̶r̶e̶m̶e̶ ̶L̶e̶a̶d̶e̶r̶. Radar Technician. Master of tantrums. Broody. (Event) | Not Crylo Ren. | #StarWarsRP #Parody by #strawberrywho
A galaxy far, far away
Joined February 2016
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Hi. I’m Matt. I’m a radar technician and I'm very, very good at what I do.
My job is to keep the radar systems running, consoles operational and the entire base from falling apart. It's highly technical work. You probably wouldn't understand most of it.
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Exactly. EXACTLY!!
Wait... you're agreeing, Hu- I mean General?
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A buddy of mine saw Kylo Ren take his shirt off in the shower and he said that Kylo Ren had an 8-pack.
That Kylo Ren is shredded.
I think Kylo Ren should be on every single recruitment poster.
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*Goes to pick up his toolbox, noticing the "wet" spot, and frowns*
Huh? What the...
*Touches the spot*
........
KRIFF!
WHO DID THIS??
THIS IS BULLYING!
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*Pees into @MasterOfTantrum's toolbox*
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I honestly had no idea that they were related.
But now that I think about it― they both like wearing black and wearing hats.
It must be genetic!
Kylo Ren is the galaxy's most handsome man.
#SeductiveSunday
(Cosplay by xo.daisy.xo on Instagram)
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*Hurries over to @FIRSTORDERKYLA, shoving a card into her hand*
Kylo Ren told me to give you this card and not to worry about the crossed out part. He simply misspelled a word...
..........
Sure. Whatever you say, General.
Gotta go. Leslie needs her muffin and it's apparently my job now to retrieve them...
*Scoffs and walks off*
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