35 years ago today, Game 3 of the Word Series saved my family’s lives. Please be prepared for disasters in your area by going to ready.gov @Athletics at @SFGiants #LomaPrietaEarthquake #DayTheSeriesStopped

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! 🤣

Oh, great: Seattle is the #1 travel destination this #LaborDay weekend. I wonder what @angryseattle has to say about this. 🤬

I need an indica candy. Like now. Off to @SeattleHashtag…

Sorry I've been incommunicado lately. It's been crisis after crisis and today, where running some errands is kinda an adventure, I've got mondo panic attackxs. Whee.

This is why I'm about sustainability because who the Hell's fault is this? 🤣

Every time I hear @RiffTrax @BillCorbett say “I can’t read that! It’s like 4 tweets long!”

I did, but I kept finding dead aphids in it! 🤣

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! 🤣