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Master Simz retweeted
Bruno Fernandes has silenced the people who doubted him after just one game of the season! Rio Reacts
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Premier League Player of the Season.
Man Utd Player of the Season.
FWA Footballer of the Year.
PFA Players’ Player of the Year.
The 2025-26 season belongs to Bruno Fernandes.
Master Simz retweeted
Dreams do come true.
@04Andrey is proof of that 🔏
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The best match from the 2025/26 season, as voted by YOU 🫵
🔴@Arsenal 2-3 @ManUtd ⚫️
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🚨 Michael Carrick on fielding a strong team vs Brighton:
🗣️ Reporter:
“There’s nothing left to play for. A lot of people were surprised by such a strong lineup.”
🗣️ Carrick:
“And that mentality right there is exactly why some clubs never become elite. What do you mean there’s nothing to play for?
This is Manchester United. Since when did we start celebrating third place like it’s a trophy? If I can score 10 against Brighton, I will. Happily.
Not because I hate them… but because we don’t relax here.
Even at 3-0, you go for the fourth. Then the fifth. Then the sixth. We’ve picked up the most points in the league since I took charge… and I don’t plan on dropping that standard. Next season, people will understand what we’re building.”
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Michael Carrick did not say this; it is satire from an account whose bio reads "Football fiction & satire only | Pure banter for laughs | Don’t believe a word." x.com/ChinoUTD youtube.com/watch?v=LJKVRJ…
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In a league of his own.
Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!
