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Scotty

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Joined June 2021
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Some people would say this is a better feature than flying 😂
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Apparently football has stoppage time now
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Wild to see so many authoritarian regimes on the brink of collapse right now. Venezuela Iran Cuba The SEC Truly unprecedented times.
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Not sure if there is an official time for how long @SportsMT says Good morning but I’m pretty sure that was a world record for how long he went before taking a breath just now.
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Have said for years (well before the CFP existed) that they should have a playoff this size. I’d watch every single one of these games. Even after my team gets eliminated.
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@CFBONFOX19 Nov 2025
How would a 24-team College Football Playoff look if it started today? 🤔🏆 @RJ_Young breaks down a hypothetical 24-Team Playoff Bracket based on current standings & his top 25 rankings 🙌 Read the full breakdown: foxsports.com/stories/colleg…
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Now go home and put a shoe on yah head #SeizeTheMoment v
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Thank you Guards!
Cayleigh Griffin (@cayleighgriffin) profile pictureCayleigh Griffin@cayleighgriffin30 Aug 2025
GUARDS WALK IT OFF 😎
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🎏 Fishing shirts are here! I’ve had a lot of people ask so here you go. Special sales price this week only. Available in the Htown Connect or Throwback. I normally wear XL in tshirts and polos and I’m wearing a Large in the photo. ramshirts.com/crushcitytees/…
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The broadcast talking about the Astros sign stealing scandal right as Jose Altuve crushes a dinger against the Yankees is so perfect it hurts.
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They didn’t even have time to boo. 🤣 ramshirts.com/crushcitytees/…
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Red Sox fans booing Altuve and Correa but cheering Bregman. Make it make sense. #HOUvsBOS #BuiltForThis
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More like nostra- @mooreonzach -Damus
Zach Moore (@mooreonzach) profile pictureZach Moore@mooreonzach31 Jul 2025
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Tell me @MLB doesn’t pay attention to the Astros without telling me they don’t pay attention to the Astros.
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@MLB29 Jul 2025
The @Astros sit atop the AL West 💪
A screenshot of the AL West standings as of the morning of 7/29/25 Houston Astros: 60-47 Seattle Mariners: 57-50 (3 GB) Texas Rangers: 56-51 (4 GB) Los Angeles Angels: 52-55 (8 GB) Athletics: 46-63 (15 GB) Pictured: Hunter Brown wears a white Astros jersey with a black cap.

ALT A screenshot of the AL West standings as of the morning of 7/29/25 Houston Astros: 60-47 Seattle Mariners: 57-50 (3 GB) Texas Rangers: 56-51 (4 GB) Los Angeles Angels: 52-55 (8 GB) Athletics: 46-63 (15 GB) Pictured: Hunter Brown wears a white Astros jersey with a black cap.

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Keep Brice Matthews away from Scott Boras.
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We fully endorse #Dodgers fans doing the wave especially when their team is at bat.
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The battle for the Silver Boot returns! Thanks to the @texaslottery, you and three friends have a chance to win an Astros MVP experience on Saturday, July 12! RT to win! #LUCKHAPPENS
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HV@hdvega30 May 2025
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When you see that @RamShirts followed you on Twitter IR X or whatever they call this now. #WOOOOOOOOO
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Never forget when Sean Elliot pulled off the “Memorial Day Miracle” 😳🔥 (via @NBAHistory)
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