@MasterTiff1

This is currently a Dolly Parton memorial account.

 Asheville, NC
Joined October 2010
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Not liking me is ablelist if you do not like me you are literally practicing eugenics
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the definitive musical piece about Mona Lisa has already been made but thanks anyways Sir Lord ALW
WhatsOnStage
@WhatsOnStageOct 23
Andrew Lloyd Webber reveals his new Mona Lisa musical will be 'fully open' in London by next autumn whatsonstage.com/news/andrew…
A photo showing a man in a tuxedo against a pale blue background

ALT A photo showing a man in a tuxedo against a pale blue background

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Anya Christina Emanuelle Jenkins:
jiji@fleshlightboy23h
Replying to @spideryuuji_
never forget the dni
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Wait is it not super obvious he did this on purpose? Like made himself a good candidate to get that kind of clearance so he could get all the tea & spill it.
Kaelan Deese
@KaelanDCOct 24
🚨 NEW: Meet Ian Brinksman, 42, a Washington, DC-based government contractor arrested by the FBI today for allegedly leaking TOP SECRET national defense information to a romantic partner who published classified material on Substack. His LinkedIn lists Deloitte, national security consulting, and a current reserve intelligence officer for the US Navy.
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Ok algorithm, that's enough hot takes please show me more jokes about pop culture properties thank you
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The best thing about RLM is that if we found out that, say, Mike was cheating on his wife, the fandom would mostly just be shocked to find out he was married
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@Awk20000Oct 23
Ethan Klein provides an update
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I was here first?
Bella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Love to log on to x the everything app & see leftist accounts tearing down mamdani & any progressive democrat that manages to get elected instead of doing literally anything about the fascist circus we currently live in
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bearwiitch
@bearwiitchOct 23
buffy running in iconic teal jacket to cleanse the timeline
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I think the only reason he's not is because it's a different guy under the mask every time. Like it's the one horror franchise boogeyman who's just a Halloween costume.
st☆rgirl@ashtancx4Oct 23
do you guys think ghostface deserves a spot on the slasher mount rushmore?
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Oh are people being willfully obtuse on the willfully obtuse app again?
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I'm watching Friday the 13th for the first time ever for spoopy season, and I feel like this shirtless dude chopping wood at the beginning is what you'd get if you polled my whole friend group about what they find attractive, and mash it all into one person.
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may olvera@simplagoonOct 22
Land acknowledgment at the Spirit Halloween but for the store that was there before
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dee@dirdiaryOct 22
hotd targs fighting each other for the throne meanwhile akotsk targs dodging the throne like it's jury duty
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Luka@JackKelso123Oct 22
Replying to @deathbydialogue
Jason after 1min with Mamdani
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He cleaned up all the barrels of toxic waste sitting around & now Manhattan is doomed! THANKS MAMDANI
Dallas Jones 🍿🎃@deathbydialogueOct 22
what is mamdani going to do about this
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Ray Parker Jr. really said BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD with his whole chest
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alot of twt leftists have internalized this idea that the right wing is actually 'the cool kids lunch table' which is why you see them appropriate their jargon in a 'woke' way. like no youre not a badass for adopting "rape victim" & "goyslave" into your vernacular of insults
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Lotta nazis pretending to be Palestinians are going around saying the most antisemitic sht possible rn too.
caroline :)@soonrightawayOct 19
i know it’s not technically the most pressing issue right now but i do think people are in denial when they say there hasn’t been a significant rise in antisemitism on the left. like i’ve seen otherwise normal people say insanely hateful Nazi shit out of nowhere all the time lol
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Are we really simping for credit card companies? One of the most predatory industries on planet earth? Over *cash back rewards*??? Is that what we're doing today??????
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samantha@babymyapologiesOct 16
Dracula’s realtor is the kind of thing you’d think is a joke, maybe an SNL sketch. But actually it’s just the real premise of Dracula
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