WATCHING OPENING STATEMENTS

LAST NIGHT....

SERIOUSLY...

AFTER 45 YEARS OF BEING ON THIS EARTH... "DON'T TOUCH SHIT" "DON'T ASK FOR SHIT" "DON'T LOOK AT SHIT" HAS MORE THAN LIKELY SAVED MY LIFE... THANKS MOM!

KUDOS TO THE NYC RESIDENT DIRECTING TRAFFIC DURING THE NYC BLACKOUT WHILE THE COPS DEAL WITH EMERGENCIES

KUDOS TO THE NYC RESIDENT DIRECTING TRAFFIC DURING THE NYC BLACKOUT WHILE THE COPS ARE TOO BUSY DEALING WITH EMERGENCIES!