How to make sushi...

Such incredibly sad news. What a talent. 'Once' is a little miracle of a film. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3ek…

So @marksandspencer won't honour my elderly dad's expired gift card - even though they don't put an expiry date on the card 🙄 and their gift card query phone line cost us £1 a minute 🙄🙄. Customer service petty and unhelpful. So won't ever shop there again.

Happy 80th birthday (surely a typo??) to outstanding human @hwinkler4real. I hope you're having a happier day than when I made you dress as Santa: "Ho, ho, holy hell this itches!"

Illusion: These dark blue lines are all straight and parallel 😱

A once in a generation mind. One of my heroes. Thank you David Lynch.

1,000 games later.

Remarkable story, subject and filmmaking. Recommended. netflix.com/gb/title/8175942…

Illusion: Unbelievably, there is NO red in this image. Zoom in to see...

Was on holiday and saw the solar eclipse yesterday. Then bought this plant from Chinatown on the way home. Anyone know what I should feed it..?

Meet Alice, a mannequin prop I brought home from a student film - which my mum used to dress up every season (watched over by my dad's charcoal drawing of Bertrand Russel) ❤️

The only kind of friend you should let walk all over you…

I wonder if I can find any Harry Styles magazines in WH Smiths...

The horrible truth behind Tetris...