Magellan is a lot cooler than Justin Bieber. Former reporter, current healthcare guy, misanthropic DC sports fan. Amateur griddler.

Peoria, AZ
Joined December 2008
Only a Communist could hate unlimited salad and bread sticks.
Replying to @MattCover
Pointing out that gold leafing everything in site is tacky af and something trashy people mistake for "class" isn't snobby. All you've done is tell everyone you think Olive Garden is fine dining.
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What, exactly, are these people trying to "protect" against?
A sprawling election protection effort on the left that is expected to deploy tens of thousands of monitors will be met by the largest-ever monitoring program by the Justice Department and still more observers from Republican-aligned groups. to.pbs.org/4smDH9q
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I said Obama's Cheesecake Factory joke relies on his liberal audience being a bunch of sneering jerks. Liberals -- including some big accounts -- responded by filling my mentions with......mean, sneering insults. Owned....I guess.
This joke is just quintessentially Obama Sounds smart but is *really* dumb (CF looks nothing like Trump's golden aesthetic) Reveals that Obama is a huge snob Relies on his lefty audience's own sneering, phony sense of superiority
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This is almost as delicious as a meal at Cheesecake Factory.....
these guys are just begging people to sneer at them
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No I read my tweets.
Do you fucking hear yourself?
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I am not Democratic Senate candidate Troy Jackson.....
Replying to @MattCover
You mouth breathing cousin fuckers are really bent out of shape by this. All piling on the same line, with not a comment about the daily sewage emitted from 🍊🤡’s pie hole. It’s hilarious.
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I thought Elon had banished you people to BlueSky?
Replying to @MattCover
You MAGAtards are trying way too hard with this shit. And you're all saying the same lie you've always told about Obama. Fucking dork.
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I mean, were you expecting anything different from the Media?
Can someone explain to me how former President Obama is campaigning for the 2026 midterms on freaking healthcare and no one in the media is making the most obvious connection possible? No questions at all, huh?
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Tan suits are the Cheesecake Factory of menswear, though.
Replying to @MattCover
Awww, did his tan suit and fancy mustard hurt your poor widdle feefees too?
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I'm trying to lose weight.
Replying to @MattCover
You're thick as a fucking brick.
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Sir, this is a Cheesecake Factory....
Replying to @MattCover
Turns out, to MAGA, Obama isn't just a n-----, he's a trigger.
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Cheesecake Factory is not cheap though.
Replying to @MattCover
You know the joke is at the expense of Trump making the Oval Office look cheap, not at the expense of the Cheesecake Factory? That’s why he said imagine if Saddam Hussein decorated the Cheesecake Factory? This looks like garbage
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Wait, Saddam doesn't work at Cheesecake Factory?
Replying to @MattCover
Don't you kids know Saddam Hussein anymore? I thought there would be a thing or two in US history where he comes up. Little history lesson: He loved his gold and was not afraid to show it.
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Cheesecake Factory is the most hetero restaurant ever. Joke's on you, Reid!
You're gay af, watch some football
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Saddam would have loved Cheesecake Factory.
Replying to @MattCover
You seem to be ignoring the Saddam Hussein part of the analogy
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Is that the sort of language you use at Cheesecake Factory, sir?
Replying to @MattCover
You look like a broke pedophile! Dumb, cave dwelling, child fucking moron!
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The hordes of snotty liberals getting mad at this is amazing.
Replying to @MattCover
Lol holy hell you guys really are NPCs. The joke is that Saddam and Trump decorate the same way. Trump combined CF aesthetic with middle east bitch king aesthetic.
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Sorry you're a snob who laughed at Obama's crappy joke. Btw, try the bread at Cheesecake Factory. It's 🔥🔥
Replying to @MattCover
I guess it’s true that republicans are too stupid to understand that the gold curly cue bullshit Trump glued to the walls of the Oval Office looks awful but does that reflect badly on Obama or Republicans?
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Gotta love those Obama people. Weren't they just the best?
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