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🚨 BREAKING! 🤯
VAR’s audio for Erling Haaland’s goal against Manchester United. 🎙️
What do you think? 🤔
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🎙STAY AWARE🎙
The boys are reunited this week and joined by Lancaster fan Matt Jackson, who talks about the season so far and Suicide prevention Charity The Jordan Legacy.
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Friday is @TorrisholmeCC junior presentation night. 💙🏆
Over 100 kids again this season across all age groups. Seniors have won the PS Champ with 8 players from the junior ranks & 3 of this years NL winners side are ex TCC juniors - credit where credits due 👏🏼 @pyramidcricket
Probably the best game of football I’ve watched for ages 👏🏼 #facup
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Poor Cole McConchie: grabs two wickets in his first over in the semi-final, is taken out of the attack and is then dropped for the final.
India would have been planning for him, so an interesting move from New Zealand to bring in Jacob Duffy as an extra seamer
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Suppose that once a week, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to £100.
If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay £1.
The sixth would pay £3.
The seventh would pay £7.
The eighth would pay £12.
The ninth would pay £18.
And the tenth man (the richest) would pay £59.
So, that’s what they decided to do.
The ten men drank in the bar every week and seemed quite happy with the arrangement until, one day, the owner caused them a little problem.
“Since you are all such good customers,” he said, “I’m going to reduce the cost of your weekly beer by £20.”
Drinks for the ten men would now cost just £80.
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes.
So the first four men were unaffected.
They would still drink for free but what about the other six men?
The paying customers? How could they divide the £20 windfall so that everyone would get his fair share?
They realized that £20 divided by six is £3.33, but if they subtracted that from everybody’s share then not only would the first four men still be drinking for free but the fifth and sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.
So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fairer to reduce each man’s bill by a higher percentage.
They decided to follow the principle of the tax system they had been using and he proceeded to work out the amounts he suggested that each should now pay.
And so, the fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (a 100% saving).
The sixth man now paid £2 instead of £3 (a 33% saving).
The seventh man now paid £5 instead of £7 (a 28% saving).
The eighth man now paid £9 instead of £12 (a 25% saving).
The ninth man now paid £14 instead of £18 (a 22% saving).
And the tenth man now paid £49 instead of £59 (a 16% saving).
Each of the last six was better off than before with the first four continuing to drink for free.
But, once outside the bar, the men began to compare their savings. “I only got £1 out of the £20 saving,” declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, “but he got £10!“
“Yeah, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth man. “I only saved a £1 too. It’s unfair that he got ten times more benefit than me!”
“That’s true!” shouted the seventh man. “Why should he get £10 back, when I only got £2? The wealthy get all the breaks!”
“Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in unison, “we didn’t get anything at all. This new tax system exploits the poor!”
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
The next week the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had their beers without him.
But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important – they didn’t have enough money between all of them to pay for even half of the bill!
And that’s how it works.
Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy and they just might not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas, where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
For those who understand, no explanation is needed.
For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
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The One Day Test: Hitting Mental Health for Six
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#mentalhealth #suicideprevention #cricket #onedaytest
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Amazing! 💙👏
A huge thank you to everyone who has donated so far!
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#MentalHealth #suicideprevention #Fundraising
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Every donation really does count 💜
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@BeyondRadio
#mentalhealth #SuicidePrevention #fundraising
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You’d defo be bowling first on this track @LancasterCityFC today 🤯
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The latest aerial shots from Farington after the professional cricket oval and net training facility has been handed over to the Club this week. 📸🚧
Work continues to take place on the community oval and Pavilion area between both pitches.
🌹 #RedRoseTogether | @LancashireCC
🇵🇹⛳️ When our golf trip tip is @Official_Darlo to win away & the lads all lump on 😂😅👏 💰
Few days away & back in LA postcode. 🍺 ⛳️
2-2 😅🎵 “We draw when we want… Lancaster City… we draw when we want” 🎵
hearing I missed a Charlie Bailey screamer @Carlholt98 @David_Hall1987 @AndrewA91389278 @DollyBlueFans
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🚨Travel update 🚨
Broken down train causing issues with trains to East Lancashire.
Alternatives:
10:48 Lancaster - Bolton 11:34
12:04 Bolton - Clitheroe 13:01
10:57 Lancaster - Preston 11:15
11:24 Preston - Blackburn 11:50
12:35 Blackburn - Clitheroe 13:01
#YourCity #COYDB
𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐃𝐀𝐘
Safe travels to anyone heading to Clitheroe to support us 🩷
🆚 @ClitheroeFC
🏆 Isuzu FA Trophy
⏰ 15:00
📍 EcoGiants Stadium, BB7 1LZ
🎟 £10/ £7/ £4 rb.gy/s5dhbk
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#YourCity • #COYDB • #ADAW
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Absolutely buzzing to have picked up 4 Oasis tickets from a guy advertising on Facebook. Poor bloke got them on early release but can’t go because of his brother’s wedding, money transferred. Let’s go






















