Evan McPherson gonna skip the locker room at halftime yet again. 🤘

Joe Burrow now has as many regular seasons wins (46) in a Bengals uniform as Carson Palmer did. Burrow did it in 14 fewer games, while throwing 15 more TDs and 44 (!) fewer INTs than Palmer en route to 46 wins in Stripes.

You know things are going well when Drew Sample is wide open, almost falls down, then jogs into the endzone.

Erick All seemed to be fighting back tears before he got off the field. Hate this for him. He’d really carved out a role for himself this year.

Chase Brown seems to have re-discovered his feisty side in Baltimore today. Running with purpose.

Zac Taylor is so so so so much better when the chips are down. Bengals need a hypnotist on the sidelines constantly convincing him they’re down two touchdowns and they’ll put up 50 a game.

Maybe Zac is going back to the “be awful in the first half then open up a can in the second half” playbook from 2021?

Brother. That closing speed. Beautiful.

Let your All-Universe QB throw to your All-Universe WRs and find yourself in the endzone. Doesn’t have to be so difficult, ZT.

One of the worst calls you’ll ever see.

Bengals have an offensive-minded head coach coming off a bye week and look like they’re playing blindfolded in a wind tunnel. 24 yards on nine plays through two drives. Inexcusable.

Bengals brought in Dexter Lawrence, Jonathan Allen, and Boye Mafe to their d-line room — all tried and true pros with the bank accounts and accolades to show for it. Hoped some of that demeanor would rub off on Shemar Stewart but apparently it hasn’t. Writing is on the wall.

Bengals have to beat a backup QB and first-year head coach who couldn’t beat the Browns a week ago to avoid starting 0-2 in the division. It’s either Cloud Nine or Code Red around 4 p.m. today in Bengaldom.

Andy Dalton now with his sixth NFC team since leaving Cincinnati. He’s played against the Bengals with four of those teams and has a shot at making it five when Atlanta and Cincinnati meet in Madrid in 20 days.

Keep hearing Nick Marsh’s name when I see this highlight but his QB has to lead him back in. Would’ve been a heckuva catch to get a foot down.

Ohio State wins on the road against a top-five team! Very enjoyable. Great experience. No concerns regarding this team after earning a signature victory and I definitely don’t need a drink.

Not ready to say Charlie Becker reminds me of Davante Adams quite yet, but I’m close.