FEEDERS (out now through Gallery Books) and many more • Slasher movie enthusiast • Synthwave addict

New Hampshire, USA
Joined February 2009
It’s here. My latest novel, FEEDERS, is out today! A weird, gruesome, hilarious story about a social media app that rewards only the most evil human behavior. Hope you’ll give it a shot. Grab yours wherever books are sold.
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Enjoying BELMONT’S CURSE. As a Castlevania old head going back to NES (missed a few games here and there), this doesn’t make me forget my favorites, but it’s fun and addicting. Much of my frustration came in the first part of the game when everything can kick your ass and the first boss takes 40 tries to kill. I wonder if that’s why a good chunk of people were lighting this up. I almost bailed early on. Once you get more weapons/maneuverability, though, it comes alive. When you’re parrying and whip-swinging all over the place and dealing ungodly amounts of damage, it becomes hard to put down. Traversal becomes satisfying and even when some of the platforming becomes borderline ridiculous, the game doesn’t punish your failures too much so it’s never that frustrating. Still don’t love the art style, but that’s a personal preference. There are times when it’s lovely to look at. I’ve read criticisms of the character designs and while I think the static images that accompany the dialogue boxes are pretty underwhelming all around, I do enjoy the designs in game and in the digital art book. I’m glad I played this one for myself. It’s a good time. And I think Rose is a great character. She has plenty of vulnerability mixed with heroic qualities (I love her reverence for her dad) and to me this makes her a strong protagonist.
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No one was more critical of MASS EFFECT 3’s ending than I was, but it was still 90% a great game and the trilogy itself is my favorite series of all time. Sad day, but I’ll never forget the experiences of my Commander Shepards.
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We need to send Al Leong some good vibes and prayers. 80s and 90s action cinema would not be the same without this man. One of those guys whose presence was so cool, and who you kept seeing in cool shit, that I made it a point as a kid to look up and remember his name.
Send some prayers to one of the greatest henchmen to ever hench, Al Leong, who's in the hospital after suffering from a stroke.
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The grammar of “the slasher” is obvious and yet many misunderstand it. Your slasher villain has to punish the innocent, or at least stage disproportionate violence against those “guilty.”Otherwise they’re a vigilante with a knife and too far away from the conceit. Like writing a vegan werewolf who only eats poachers.
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One thing about this app going back five or so years is that every new game/show/movie has an influx of new fans that spawn in out of nowhere, indistinguishable from bots, who love the current thing (avatars as their pfp) without any knowledge of the thing they claim to love.
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I am playing the new CASTLEVANIA and I don’t know what to make of it. Controls well enough and the story has my interest, but the game’s art style doesn’t feel remotely like CV and the music is underwhelming.
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“Next time don’t be so hot-headed.”
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Matt Serafini retweeted
Bringing style, wit and charisma to the role of Bond. Remembering Sir Roger Moore on what would have been his 99th birthday.
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Pamela Voorhees… what’s her story?
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Taking my kid to see GOLDENEYE on the big screen tonight. I still remember seeing this teaser in theaters for the first time and the audience going crazy. I don’t think any teaser has ever been as good. After all these years, this 007 adventure sits pretty comfortably in my top three.
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Admittedly an easy mark for MIAMI VICE but… this is awesome. Very season three in style. A conscious decision to lay off the pastels, or are they saving those big guns for later on?
First look at ‘MIAMI VICE '85’, starring Michael B. Jordan and Austin Butler. • Directed by Joseph Kosinski (‘Top Gun: Maverick’) • In theaters on May 19, 2028
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How many KISS songs do you figure are about Shannon Tweed?
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Picked up Van Halen’s first album on vinyl the other day. Obviously it’s one of the greatest of all time but, a bit of a knowledge oversight on my part, I had no idea this came out in 1978. They’re so synonymous with the early 80s to me that I never looked it up. Cannot imagine what Runnin’ With the Devil, Eruption, Ain’t Talkin’ ‘Bout Love etc must’ve done to people’s brains in the 70s.
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Whoever made the point yesterday that classic films should have their poster art preserved on disc the same as album covers really nailed it. Someone has to be able to make this case to the studios? @BillHuntBits @AJYeend and others?
The first three Die Hard movies are coming in 4K Steelbooks on December 1st. Live Free and Good Day are digital only. Audio for all: 5.1 DTS-HDMA Die Hard: 66GB Die Hard 2: 100GB With a Vengeance: 100GB
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Not many people I know seem to agree, but I think STREET FIGHTER looks like such a goofy good time. I honestly can’t wait to see it.
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Did anyone who ordered HELLRAISER REVIVAL for Xbox get their copy yet? Amazon doesn’t even have a delivery date for me, and I preordered back in August.
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Ted Hollister
Which character from any Halloween film would you like to see come back for another movie?
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I have really enjoyed the DIGGER stuff on this app. First movie in a LONG while where there are so many interpretations, not just “the intent,” where so many of the reads are uniquely interesting. And even more so, many of them stack to actually make the film even better.
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OCTOPUSSY is wonderful, wonderful stuff.
When will James Bond fans come around to the fact that Octopussy is actually an excellent Bond film?
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