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I learned more from a three-minute record than I ever learned in school.

Joined December 2009
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This has been an absolute slog to get through. It’s just SO much.
Anyone who wants to get in politics on any level better read it!
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1) this is AI slop, shouldn’t exist, and the use of real people and real IP is a legal, moral, and ethical grey area; and 2) this is funnier than almost anything the office did after season 3 Both of these things can be true.
Dunder Mifflin preps for the Blue Tsunami 🌊
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There are some serious deep-cut references in that song (Stolen Car, Factory, like twelve Nebraska references)
wrong wrong wrong. *Orbison* and Dylan were Springsteen’s idols (Petty was about a decade younger than him), and the song is clearly the type of playful homage impossible to write without deep affection
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Using that song for a campaign ad? That’s it, I’m writing in Hayley Stevens’s fiancé.
Honored to have the support of the Boss, @springsteen.
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Are we allowed to say this dude is cringey af yet or
Jose Iglesias is wearing a Candelita Mets jersey for Halloween! 🎃 Anyone else have any Mets costumes this year?
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Buck v Bell recognition “Three generations of imbeciles are enough” is an insane sentence
The 25 Worst Supreme Court Decisions in U.S. History, imho These are the decisions that I believe did the most damage to the most amount of people. Yes, obviously some more recent cases (like Trump v. US) aren't on here, but much of that damage may be yet to come.
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Kathy Hochul is an evil woman. The Democratic Party should forfeit her seat because even if she wins, she will be of great consequence to them. Downward spiral for her. She will not escape God’s wrath. She did not denounce evil when she had the chance.
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Well that sucks
🚨We're honored to announce that the Roommates Show with Jalen Brunson, Josh Hart & Matt Hillman has named Polymarket as their presenting podcast partner for the 2026-27 season.
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This is totally not necessary btw
Adam Wainwright walks the bases loaded and the winning run is on base with Carlos Beltran coming up with 2 outs!
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I love Jalen Brunson more than I love most people 75th ALL TIME is craaaazyyyy
Happy NBA Eve. Here are my top 100 players of all time. I prioritize impact on winning, and try to strike a balance between peak, longevity, and accolades.
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Jim Dolan ain’t seeing heaven man
To put a bow on this, for now, Karl-Anthony Towns' public response to the Knicks' public statement regarding the front office tabling extension talks until later in the season: "It was news to me. Very disappointed to say the least. Let's state the obvious. It's business, but there is business on the court for us to handle."
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All that production for a turkey and cheese sandwich
Stopped by an Italian deli to grab "The Blakeman" sandwich! My wife has me trying to eat a little healthier, but everything here is way too good to resist. Nothing beats support from great local businesses! Go and try it for yourself!
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Yes. And that crazy person was George Harrison. All four Beatles smoked cigarettes but George was a damn chimney
i think some of you are unaware that George was also killed by a crazy person lol
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Jim Dolan simply cannot help himself.
Bobby Marks says that scenarios have been presented to the Knicks where Josh Hart and KAT (both CAA) accept contracts that keep the Knicks under the second apron in 2027-28. He says KAT’s comments Monday irked Dolan, which prompted today’s statement.
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If you average the 2024 Mets and the 2026 Mets, you end up with the 2025 Mets
As time moves on, I’ve sort of accepted that that 2024 team was propped up by unsustainable 1 year deals and MVP play from Lindor. Doesn’t mean you can’t look back fondly on them, I sure do, it was fun as hell. But context is important to explain why we are where we are now.
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Imagine being a person in the sports world trying to get a job in sports media and you see Justin Verlander get a job not even one week after retiring there’s no point in trying
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Villanova is a Philly School whenever it fits my narrative
The Nova Knicks are immortalized on a @NovaMBB mural at the Pavilion.
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