MattIRL

What’s the longest you’ve ever had to wait while a Customer Service rep looks into your ticket for you? I’m at almost 45 minutes of on hold with @ray_ban and waiting. Josh is still “looking into it.” Insane, but I’m not giving up.

I had a feeling on Monday they were up to something.... But this is even cooler then expected.

@PlayOverwatch My kingdom for just a single, close, well-matched game

I’m simply a man, standing in front of my $750 Cafe Pro espresso machine from @NinjaKitchen, begging it to at least one time over the course of a month to give me an exact measurement of 90ml for my Lungo shot 😬

Wow. What a show! @halsey dropped the mic…literally. (Sorry I laughed).

I don’t think I’ve ever seen all 5 levels of the Del Mar Racetrack Grandstand sold out before, but it is tonight for @Zedd at the @SDFair. It’s going to be wild. Let’s GOOOOOOOOO!!! 🎡🎢🎠🎶

Southwest Airlines really was like “look, customers are mad about the new bag and seat fees. Morale is low. What can we do to lift spirits?” *sends out man dressed like a traffic cone with a “SAN loves you” sign to the runway to wave to people on planes.*

This is hilarious. It tells me to text a phrase to a number, but when I do, I just keep getting the same unhelpful auto reply.

3. Party Starter

Don’t you hate when the merch ruins the setlist?