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Matt Kalman

@MattKalman

Freelance writer & editor. Mets + Jets + Sabres (if you can believe it)

 Woburn, MA
Joined March 2009
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Well at least the Lions can have their DC back next season
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George Wallace
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He will never stop guiding us and whatnot.
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@BuffaloSabresNov 7
Our first star... EDDIE GOLDEN! 👏 #LetsGoBuffalo | @RoswellPark
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Sarah Despres@sarahdespresNov 5
As we absorb the news of Russell Brand, MAHA_Action darling, being convicted of rape, this photo of Brand with @SecKennedy and @DrOzCMS hits differently. (And to be clear, it hit weirdly when Sec Kennedy first posted it). nypost.com/2025/02/16/us-new…
RFK posts wild pic of him with lizard -- flanked by Russell Brand and shirtless Dr. Oz

RFK posts wild pic of him with lizard -- flanked by Russell Brand and shirtless Dr. Oz

A grinning Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. posted a wild picture of him holding up a lizard next to Russell Brand and a shirtless Dr. Mehmet Oz Sunday.

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sportsology@sportsologyNov 5
This man is a hero! #Pizza
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@BBCWorldNov 5
Italian chef fired for refusing to put pineapple on pizza bbc.in/4egT8uf
Italian chef fired from Queensland restaurant for refusing to put pineapple on pizza

Italian chef fired from Queensland restaurant for refusing to put pineapple on pizza

He had told his employer, an Australian restaurant, that pineapple on pizza was "offensive" to Italian culture.

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Thank you But Leafs still suck
Jane of the North (@JaneotN) profile pictureJane of the North@JaneotNNov 4
The CN Tower, in Toronto. We turned it blue for you, America. 🔥♥️🌊
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@edels0nNov 4
Reminder that prosecuting insider trading, abuse of office, bribery, and securities fraud isn't "lawfare" — it's the law.
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Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvaisNov 4
To everybody celebrating Greg Abbott’s defeat, what if I told you there was a way to watch an unlikable old guy lose in Texas almost every Sunday?
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Madeline Hill
@mad_hillNov 4
America is experiencing Knicks in 5 collectively right now
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Jamie@jlew8Nov 4
Blue Texas means Spotify will automatically play Kacey Musgraves when you attempt to listen to Morgan Wallen
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Michele, what was going through your mind …
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@FOSNov 4
Former NFL sideline reporter Michele Tafoya has lost her first political race, running as a Republican in Minnesota. She was backed by the owners of the Minnesota Vikings and Wild, as well as the owners of the Browns, Saints, and Bucs.
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We should all get to be @JessicaTarlov going to work today
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John Fugelsang
@JohnFugelsangNov 4
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Matt Stoller
@matthewstollerNov 3
I just want to congratulate these guys on going all in on Trump.
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Do we get Colbert back on the air too?
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Alan Sepinwall@sepinwallNov 3
The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins is back, still one of the most relentless and reliable laugh-generating machines we have. My review: whatsalanwatching.com/review…
Review: 'The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins' is back, fast and funny as ever

Review: 'The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins' is back, fast and funny as ever

Tracy Morgan, Daniel Radcliffe, and friends are back to keep firing out brilliant punchlines

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Jon Schneider@JonSchneider24Nov 3
It's time #SNL, let Bobby Moynihan host! latenighter.com/features/hea…
It’s Time for Bobby Moynihan to Host Saturday Night Live - LateNighter

It’s Time for Bobby Moynihan to Host Saturday Night Live - LateNighter

Bobby Moynihan has the characters, the history, and even the monologue in mind—now it’s time for SNL to let him host, writes LateNighter's Jon Schneider.

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Scott Wheeler (@scottcwheeler) profile pictureScott Wheeler
@scottcwheelerNov 3
Mark Carney: "While Russia and Belarus are supporting this illegal and unjustified horrific war in Ukraine, as long as that's going on, there will be none of those athletes competing for their countries in Canada. So if you're asking specifically about the World Juniors, the Russians will not be there."
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Jon Wertheim
@jon_wertheimNov 2
Not a request, but a rare demand: you must read this.
The Athletic (@TheAthletic) profile pictureThe Athletic
@TheAthleticNov 2
In the early days after Amy's diagnosis, she made The Athletic's tennis writer @MattFutterman promise her that he was not going to let this illness get in the way of his routines. Letting that happen would make her feel worse. On Sunday, he ran the New York City Marathon for the 16th time. nyti.ms/4iBiEvx
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yaz@yaznotyasssNov 2
fucking loser! your children have more compassion than you and you’re bragging about how evil you are
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@FoxNewsNov 2
"I have apparently raised a Democrat." Vice President JD Vance gets a laugh as he reveals his 4-year-old daughter tried to donate two of her brother's toys to the family's Toys for Tots drive. Vance jokes that despite his best efforts, his daughter is already taking someone else's belongings to give away. Download the FOX News app for the latest details: foxnews.com/download?intcmp=…
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