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Joined January 2009
I’ve thought about this every day since…. Fun fact: the Red Sox have lost 5 games since this clip was made on June 25th. Yanks have lost 20. (Inject this into my veins please) Last place Red Sox fans chant “Yankees suck” youtube.com/shorts/XRYDFCUal… via @YouTube
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This is the turning point we needed.
Rafaela finally got one right!
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This current Red Sox @NESN broadcast with no play by play and 3 x color commentators might be the best or worst thing I’ve ever heard. I cannot tell yet.
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I’ve really been enjoying talking to other Trek nerds about Wrestling lately on YouTube with @steve_shives and @treksploration it’s a niche of a niche of a niche! youtu.be/MGMtJivjlI4
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I miss the before times. When Juan Soto was a free agent and made Hal Steinbrenner fly to California for nothing. #RedSox
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Is anyone still here? I’ve come back because I needed offseason baseball twitter.
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Vince McMahon’s mustache looks like someone copy and pasted his left eyebrow to his upper lip.
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I lost my blue checkmark when my account was pinged for some random DCMA violation I couldn’t challenge nor be told what post was the one in question. Anyways, you’re all gonna love not having a blue checkmark, it’s so freeing.
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Hey @THEPLAYERSChamp here’s a free idea, next year have caddies and pros ride out to the green at 17 on motorized mini versions of the green, like those tiny rings they sent everyone to the ring with at Wrestlemania. You’re welcome. Pic for reference…
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IT’S TRUE. JAMES BONDING is back for a special catch-up episode and announcement regarding our back catalogue. Subscriiiibe! @MattMira open.spotify.com/show/2bh1V2…
“No honey, I will do the dishes tonight” “Why do you have such a big smile on your face” “They’re back” @JamesBondingPOD @MattGourley @MattMira
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Secretly annoyed that my 3 year old son forgot I told him he could have popcorn at Disneyland today. Long story short, I forgot too and didn’t get to have any popcorn.
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I took quarantine a little to seriously. If I haven’t seen you in 3 years, I miss you and if I haven’t talked to you in 3 years, same. It’s really… okay? to be back on here.
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I meant “too” not “to” but also wanted strangers to reply cause I’ve felt so isolated.
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I’m always saying “Wow, we’re really playing like the 1894 Colonels”
The Red Sox have a -47 run differential over their last 3 games, the worst over a 3-game span in the Modern Era (since 1900). It's the 4th-worst run differential in MLB history and worst since the Louisville Colonels in 1894.
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Pro tip: wait till May 5th to buy your Star Wars Merch.
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Dusting off the ol’ twitter account.... G4 - Comic-Con @ Home | We Never Stopped Playing youtu.be/bPhiPg3CS7g via @YouTube
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Dusting off the Ol’ tweet machine to let you all know: LIVE JAMES BONDING AT SF SKETCHFEST!!!! 1/19. At 1pm. @MattGourley and I will have much to discuss as we approach No Time To Die. Get tickets—> sfsketchfest2020.sched.com/e…
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We’ve pulled the tarp off the Aston Martin. MISSION BRIEFING: No Time To Die Trailer Breakdown omny.fm/shows/james-bonding/…
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Still fat enough that when I ride my bike uphill past strangers, they inform me that I can do it.
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