breakfast sandwich connoisseur. Sports. Music. Movie Quotes. Known to live-tweet the NBA Draft. 1/2 of @dnp_pod

Daly City, CA
Joined September 2009
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ClutchPoints’ @BrettSiegelNBA on Kristaps Porzingis’ future: “As far as potential teams to be in the mix for a Porzingis trade, keep a close eye on the Grizzlies. This is a rebuilding team in the Western Conference with a lead executive in Zach Kleiman, who has already proven he's always willing to take on contracts for future first-round picks… This offseason, Memphis did sign Quinten Post to a three-year, $30 million offer sheet that the Warriors didn't match, and the final two years of his deal are non-guaranteed. Perhaps there is some type of deal the Warriors could make to bring Post back in favor of Porzingis once he becomes trade eligible in December.” (via clutchpoints.com/nba/golden-…)
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Father Tracy taking flicks with the congregation after saying mass
Vince Carter might be the first person to wear the Nike Vomero Plus with a suit 😮‍💨 📸: Getty
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Matty Galamad retweeted
when I was a kid playing basketball in my drive way I’d try to recreate this any time my mom told me to come inside. I’d be walking into the house, stop, dramatically look back at the hoop, then run up and try to dunk. I would eventually take special ed classes.
Name an opening credits that goes harder than this
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Bobby Bacala taking the flick
Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner pulled up to watch the Knicks in matching Chrome Hearts 🔥
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How does Burger King smell so good but taste so bad?
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A calamari steak hate to see me coming
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Rock Smith presents at the beginning of the video makes me feel 100 years old
8 doobies to the face, fuck dat (2011)
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Wish I could pay cash for Jim Nantz’s voice
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Stephen Curry’s final signature shoe with Under Armour: (h/t @BrettSiegelNBA )
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Steve Kerr drooling
The San Antonio Spurs and forward Jeremy Sochan have agreed on his release to allow the 2023 All-Rookie team member to become a free agent, sources tell ESPN. Sochan is expected to decide among multiple interested teams.
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I hope DiVincenzo never gets a traditional white haircut
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They never told us wat Yoda’s last name was…I found out its LAYHEEHOO…
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The joint thicker than pinky’s butt just as stinky
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Matty Galamad retweeted
Get them right in time before Football season officially starts. See many more designs & products here: so-unorthodocks.printify.me/…
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Melo ZOOTED in this pic lmao
That was really Kiyan Anthony in there
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Matty Galamad retweeted
Nothing worse than getting 15-20 mins into your walk and the BGizzles come. 🤦🏾‍♂️
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This is better
Would you support a return of the Cleveland Indians name and logo?
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