Harrington Elementary School class of 2004
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I’m never a fan of shootouts in non preseason games.. but that may have been one of the least exciting shoutouts I have seen in a while.
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Breaking News - my name is Matt Robinson & I would like to announce that I will not be running for president in 2028. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Matt Robinson retweeted
I actually fucking love that @ryanwhitney6 did this.
No one and I mean NO ONE can confidently say all hockey guys are just self centered dickheads or "bad guys" after this.
Treated him exactly as you'd expect a guy on your hockey team to treat you. Everyone has one of those days.
It's always wild to me when someone who claims to watch a lot of sports, looks at a live game with the score up & asks who the home team is.
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“Stayed up with f**king hockey guys till 2am.. we ordered 36 beers at 10pm and stayed up all night.”
- Kevin Kisner on drinking with the @spittinchiclets crew at the Internet Invitational
#internetinvitational
Spittin Chiclets talking about the Internet Invitational and how Kevin Kisner would come to their room every night at Big Cedar Lodge:
“That guy came to our room every night, drank a million beers, was completely smothered, went home, and we did it the next day. So.. Great dude.”
@spittinchiclets
#internetinvitational
I just realized my Uber Eats delivery instructions have been “Can you please grab some teriyaki sauce. TY!” for at least 2-3 months…. From when I ordered Panda Express 2-3 months ago…. I order ice cream like once a week #damn
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The Finnish faithful…
… on their annual pilgrimage to #TexasHockey Mecca 🇫🇮
Guess the NFL team:
QB: grateful white boy
RB: superstar white boy
WR1: 90 tattoos
WR2: electric also randomly chubby
TE: most likable player in the league
FB: drinks 600 beers with the TE in the off-season
LT: best LT of all-time
DE: hates Democrats
MLB: black Tarzan
GM: savage
Head Coach: autistic
Backup QB: chill baller you 100% want as your partner in a Beer Pong tournament
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No stress… but @jpav8 would you mind giving Wyatt a quick call tomorrow just to catch up? No specific reason.
Matt Robinson retweeted
Katie Zacharia has been fired as White House press secretary after less than one week on the job.
(nytimes.com/2026/10/16/us/po…)
Guy sitting two rows ahead of me is watching Miracle on the flight.
Wonder if he knows I once scored 2 goals in the first period in Amarillo against the Bulls after missing 6 weeks with a broken jaw. ON NYE! #nasouthalum
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