Matt Wilkinson

Blocked me from replying, of course. Go check out Season 2, Episode 3 of Euphoria, maybe, @cowboycluess

Whenever they put Lauren in a wig it’s like they have a new pro. #SCD #StrictlyComeDancing

Oh, that @whatever notification made my heart skip a beat. To be clear, the rest of that is "RAGE BAITING".

Shit, no wonder Shirley needs a younger man. Wow, even with that body double moment, she's sprightly. #StrictlyComeDancing #SCD

Maya just casually buttering toast while Claudia was talking would be a green flag for me. As in the colour of a traitor cloak. #CelebrityTraitors

Every time I see Will dancing it brings back that Saltburn homage he did on Big Brother. 🤣 #StrictlyComeDancing

Maya just made her acting debut and she can't even keep her face inconspicuous. 🤣#CelebrityTraitors

Here we go again. Knew this would be the subject. Us whites have been rumbled. By another white person, no less. Were they not present the day we were told to make sure an Asian was out of Celeb Traitors? They filmed it months ago. All us whites were informed. #CelebrityTraitors

I love #dogs, but I still don't see the advantage over #cats. One of my cats plays fetch, the other goes on walks with me. They curl up next to me when I sleep, they're always clean as a whistle and smell great. And they walk themselves.

Hehe, like Pauline. That entrance. #BigBrother

Just finished a full #Euphoria series binge for the first and probably last time. Season 1 and 2 were good, not great to me, season 3 might have been better as another show entirely but pretty bad for this. So why the fuck did the finale thrill and devastate me so fucking hard?

Call me the banker because I'd pay for that box. #DealOrNoDeal

What have the BBC done for me? Apparently made some TV shows, like no other TV station or channel ever has?

I absolutely shat myself when Alex said it was his last episode of #Taskmaster

Here’s the original, KSI. Their performance made it unrecognisable. #BGT #BritainsGotTalent youtu.be/NG2zyeVRcbs?si=YUOR…

Get it in yer baaaag! #Wetherspoons #ImaCelebrity #IACGMOOH #ImaCeleb

Give Norton a Panama hat and he's John Hammond. #TheNeighbourhood

I feel for her. I think I love her. #BGT #BritainsGotTalent

I don’t understand why he drags the chair up with him. 🤷‍♂️ #BGT #BritainsGotTalent

I'm almost 50 and Amanda has memories from my birth year. Let that sit for a bit. 😮 #BGT #BritainsGotTalent