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Matthew

@MatthewApple
 Cheshire
Joined June 2012
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“who made this spreadsheet?” me:
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@hashjenni19 Mar 2024
DD/MM/YYYY is the superior date format , MM/DD/YYYY is just dumb.
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@em_Lazzy19 Mar 2024
What opinion about dating will have you like this ?
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71 year old, Graham Coull from @BarntonCC hitting them sweetly at sixes! Things you absolutely love to see! You never lose it 🏏 📸 @MatthewApple
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Simon Briggs (@simonrbriggs) profile pictureSimon Briggs@simonrbriggs18 Dec 2023
Does this picture make it look as if Taylor Swift is about to unleash a lethal left-arm wrist-spinner? Or do I just have a one-track mind? telegraph.co.uk/business/202…
How Taylor Swift’s tour sales disaster exposed a broken ticketing industry

How Taylor Swift’s tour sales disaster exposed a broken ticketing industry

Surging demand for live experiences fuels calls for an end to Ticketmaster's dominance

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"When no one's watching, he pretends to play cricket." Be careful, this may happen to people you know this summer... 18+ GambleAware | #TheAshes
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B@becksjaynee15 Jun 2023
Is it acceptable to ask for ‘Ashes and Chill’ as a first date? 👀🏏 Asking for a friend x
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The boys out watching Toft v Sale after 2 good wins yesterday. Not sure who the random lad on the right is?? Think he wants to be a russet
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THE BEST LEG OF ALL TIME! 🤯🔥 MICHAEL VAN GERWEN MISSES D12 FOR A NINE-DARTER, AND THEN SMITH PINS A PERFECT LEG HIMSELF! ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS YOU'LL EVER SEE IN SPORT.

THE BEST LEG OF ALL TIME

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When both teams win there’s only one thing to say
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Done deal and here we go 🤝 @MatthewApple signs for the russets making his debut today. @FabrizioRomano
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Here we go 🤝 terms agreed and a possible home debut coming this weekend
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Some low scoring games for us yesterday, 2XI and @MatthewApple doing us proud claiming another win. Hopefully the 1s boys will pick up soon and follow suit. 🏏#BCC – at North West, England
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Andrew Strauss was an infamous Shane Warne victim on a number of occasions. This story is great – at Wandsworth, London
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can’t stop thinking about this summer
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1st Net session of the season, starting Monday 28th February 6pm @StNicholasCHS. New and old players all welcome, maybe a sighting of some new star signings. 👀🏏 #BCC
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As our season is fast approaching, we’re always on the look out for new players. If you, or anyone you know is interested, DM us for more information. #UptheBCC 🏏
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Kurt@_kjs187420 Dec 2021
I don’t give a shit if teams have gotta put their under 9’s out. Boxing Day is the most important day of the year. Get them fucking games played
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“ I don’t like cows.” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Lew@Lew__DH8 Aug 2021
growing up is realising indian takeaway > chinese takeaway
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