If every grain of sand in the world became intelligent enough to do maths, not one single one of them would ever come up with 6 as an answer to this
I can play every musical instrument that’s ever been created
Badly, out of tune and with no musical talent or rhythm whatsoever… but I can play them
Matt Daubney 🏏 retweeted
News: The French are rioting over high cost of living and under-resourced high schools.
The rioters: Yes, that's what we are rioting over.
The French government: Yupp, they're rioting over that.
Everyone: Yepp, that's whats happening.
The far right: Da Blacks! Da Muzlims!

























