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Girl dad // Arsenal fan // Dad jokes

San Francisco
Joined February 2011
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The Wedding Chronicles
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I live in the outer richmond in SF (not a busy area) and was walking my dog tonight with an Arsenal jersey and had two cars honk at me and yell COME ON YOU GUNNERS. Biggest club in the world.
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Peaky Blinders movie coming out on my birthday is something special.
The legendary gypsy gangster Tommy Shelby returns in Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man. In select cinemas 6 March and on Netflix 20 March 2026.
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Handing the championship trophy to the owner before the players/coach is a disgrace.
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I’ve never understood hate watching until this World Series. Incredible stuff to root for a team you don’t care about against a common enemy
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Advice — as a manager, do not lean on follow up during growth feedback convos. If you have to say I’ll send you examples, make sure you land the overall theme before you end the meeting. Follow up should only further confirm the message you’re looking to land.
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Also, I know this is better for LinkedIn but I just can’t 😂
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Last night was a top two Twitter moment
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Just slightly behind covfefe
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There are things where the value is precisely in the inefficiency, in the time spent, in the pain endured, in the effort you have to invest.
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The past wasn't as golden as we remember, the present isn't as dire as we fear, and the future likely holds more promise than our anxious minds permit us to imagine
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Arsenal robbed yet again. Staring at 3 straight losses in Fantasy. Dodgers about to win the WS. Dark days
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Baby girl is paying dividends already #3-0Week1
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I know no one cares about fantasy but I went 3-0 in all my leagues thanks to the new baby bump
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Me: “can you go into the loud theater to watch Quiet Place while pregnant?” Lexi: “… yeah, it’s going to be quiet”
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Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none - William Shakespeare
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"We came to believe a photograph as evidence of truth. You might claim something, and I might not believe it, but if you showed me a photograph of it, I HAD to believe it... However, Images are now guilty until proven innocent" 😨 kk.org/thetechnium/the-trust…
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