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Pronounced Jakes

@MatthewJaques

Kilt Guy, Librarian, Part time Jolly Old Elf @3KringleLane, Occasional PA Announcer, Full Time Utah Man, @utahbaseball honk

Joined June 2009
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Movie #1/300 of 2026 - (1983) Eddie and the Cruisers
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Closing the 📚 on Fall Ball #GoUtes
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“Ponder how the absence of graciousness in human relationships automatically exalts rudeness, bringing so much brittleness in human interactions and communications” Neal A. Maxwell
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It's like watching Chuck swing a golf club
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@carterl0weNov 3
This is the most chaotic, bizarre free throw shooting form I think I have ever seen
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Movie #289/300 of 2026 - (1994) Pulp Fiction
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Movie #290/300 of 2026 - (1985) Witness
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Hearing the lead singer of Anthrax sing the national anthem was not on my bingo card for today
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If you are a Utah fan who needs to sell their tickets for this weekend's game, may I suggest a small security feature to keep RES red... 😉
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I'll just say this... if you think Kalani isn't grateful and appreciative of the University of Utah, you are 100% dead wrong
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Kris Kringle@3KringleLaneNov 2
Just 53 days until Christmas and Santa is ready to hear your wishes and explanations… 😉. Schedule a visit or video call with Santa now to make sure Santa hears what you have to say. #HOx3
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Wait... the sales pitch is to emulate a character who was deceived by a tyrannical leader, murdered children and became the government's symbol of oppression? That's what your advocating?
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@UtahCollegeRepsNov 1
"I see through the lies of the Democrats." VOTE STRAIGHT TICKET REPUBLICAN
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Utah Baseball@utahbaseballNov 2
About a month away from #CampSZN‼️ 🔗 utahutesbaseballcamps.com #GoUtes
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Sickos Committee
@SickosCommitteeNov 1
We've always described playing Utah as being a really rough time, so we decided to quantify it. Congrats Cincy, you got beat with a pillowcase full of doorknobs.
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Happy “we can stop acting like the AP Poll means anything” Day. (It’s still pretty cool to be ranked #3)
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Boise and Texas State have taken to the PAC 12 After Dark thing.
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Utah Football
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SPID4🕸️ is in the 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬📋 @Devonddampier now holds the record for most career rushing yards by a quarterback in program history 🙌 #GoUtes | #RSNB
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For me, it’s not “BYU Hate Week”. It’s “I Hate Utah vs BYU Week”. This rivalry can bring out the worst in people from both sides and this week only amplifies the stupidity.
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Jackson Wilkerson@JacksonWilker11Oct 31
Started final game of fall season. Excited for the spring!
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Score @Utah_Football defense - 12 @GoBEARCATS - 6
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