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This exact same thing just happened in my home but with new towels 😂😂😂
being married is funny because you'll be chilling, having a bowl of cereal, and your wife will say
i hate these bowls, don't you?
and you'll shrug becuase you don't care and she'll say
i do, they've bothered me for a while now. we need new bowls.
and you'll shrug again because you have honestly, not once, ever considered the bowls at all
then a few days later there will be all new bowls in the kitchen.
and you'll be eating the same cereal in a different bowl, chilling, and she'll say
i love these new bowls
and you'll shrug again because you still don't care but she's happier and the cereal is still good and you didn't do anything at all
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Maybe one day we will all get to see our favorite villain paste-pot Pete. Hopefully one day
Paste-Pot Pete was originally included in ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’.
(Source: outnow.ch/en/News/2026/08/01…)
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Sometimes Matt Walsh just speaks my language. Excellent work here.
Wow did you hear what those Republican congressmen said to that bad guy in the hearing? Lol man they really ripped him apart. It was so awesome. What’s that? Oh no the bad guy won’t be arrested or charged with any crime or suffer any consequences of any kind at all. No, there will be no follow up on the hearing, no relevant legislation passed in response to it, no changes of any kind made at all ever. But did you see that viral clip of that one senator? He even used a cuss word! A real cuss word! He’s so tough and brave. I’m so impressed. Aren’t you?
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Happy 10 year anniversary! #pokemongotothepolls
It has officially been a whole decade since Hillary Clinton launched “Pokemon Go to the Polls” into the zeitgeist in Annandale, VA on July 14, 2016.
Sit with that for a minute.
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This is exactly how I feel about the Knicks winning. Who cares about sports! Do they matter in light of eternity? No. Don’t care! Not a sports guy! Doesn’t bug me in the slightest
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“Knicks fans deserve a title”
Their fans also assault people wearing the opposing teams jersey after every game btw lol
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Remember last year when every single person on ESPN said Pacers were losing in 4 or 5 in the finals and that it was going to be the least competitive series we’ve ever seen? Why is the narrative different this year for the Knicks? 🤔
Brian Windhorst believes this Knicks team has what it takes to win the NBA Finals 👀
@WindhorstESPN on @notthefakeSVP after New York completes the sweep in Cleveland ✍️
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If the Knicks get the Spurs in the finals the Knicks are winning in 6.
If the Knicks get OKC, OKC in 6.
We’ll see how this prediction turns out. I think I’ve been wrong every single time I predicting anything sports related in a tweet lolz
#nbafinals
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BACK UP!! This is a homemade EXPLOSIVE DEVICE!! #jinglealltheway
“An activist holds a homemade explosive device.” — @ABC News
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You couldn’t make this shit up if you tried.
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