Husband, Father, Veteran, Lawyer
Tucson, AZ
Joined April 2009
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Matthew Randle retweeted
"We need a little more TJ McConnell on our team."
- Tommy Lloyd talking to America
Matthew Randle retweeted
The failure of Matt Gaetz's nomination could have a chilling effect on future Attorney General nominees' ability to take cocaine and sleep with child sex slaves.
Matthew Randle retweeted
BREAKING NEWS:
Attorney General nomination is now so old that Gaetz no longer has interest in it
Matthew Randle retweeted
MATT GAETZ (sipping a Twisted Tea): I was almost the Attorney General, you know.
16-YEAR-OLD HIGH SCHOOL JUNIOR (uncomfortably): Megan says her mom is here and she’s my ride.
Matthew Randle retweeted
The Republicans were obsessed with Obama releasing his birth certificate, and VP Harris releasing her McDonald’s pay stubs. BUT THEY don’t want to release the report investigating THEIR Attorney General nominee for allegedly hooking up with a child? Interesting how that works!
Matthew Randle retweeted
I got so confused by all the yard signs, I think I may have voted for a realtor.
Matthew Randle retweeted
I followed a school bus this morning on my way to the gym
Not a single kid in the back gave me the finger
The new generation is soft
Matthew Randle retweeted
To the kid (“kid,” he’s probably 26) who just came up to me at the Chart Room and said “are you Clue?” and I sheepishly said yes, then he shook my hand and said “thank you for your service” then immediately walked out:
You’re welcome.
