MATT STONE

"What we came up with is the new Redskins company logo that I think you'll all agree is very exciting".

"To begin with, to show you all the latest innovations we've come up with, we have moved the couch from the left...".

"Hey, from one Redskin to another, go fuck yourself!".

"It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. YOU SHOULD HAVE RESPECTED MY AUTHORITAY!".

"Oh, you fucking bitch!".

Heeere he is, america's new sweetheart, FATTY DOO DOO!

"That kid is provoking us! He’s saying mean things to try to piss us off!".

"It’s kind of a grape-y, bleach-y flavor!".

"Butters, do you think your Goo might work on someone else?".

"I suck at being nice and polite!".

"Stan, hook up my bra!".

"♫P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face, mum mum mum mah, p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face, mum mum mum mah, Mum Mum Mum MAh, Mum Mum Mum Mah!♫".

RT If you HATE @justinbieber

"No, Starvin' Marvin, that's Kenny's creamed corn... No Starvin' Marvin, that's a bad Starvin' Marvin!".

"RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!".

Along with me I'm gonna need a scientest, an engineer, and of course a black person who can sacrifice himself in case something goes wrong!.

RT If you HATE @ladygaga

"Oh shit here we go!... It's on, RACE WAR!... RACE WAR! RACE WAR!... Race war is on, everybody! It's going down! Shit is going down!".

"I'm not a fat turd, I'M A STOCKY TURD!".

"You're breakin' my balls!".