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matthew

@Matthew_Gordon_

Australian abroad, hand crafting custom one off tattoos since 2008.

 Bordeaux, France
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Joined December 2009
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Fuck i can't wait until Jeff Sessions dies. Surprise motherfucker, satan is wait'n.
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Image from Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome)
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Fuck It™️
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Before i die i'd love to own an original Frank Frazetta painting, then when i do i want it buried with me for all eternity. #restinpaintings
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I'm not certain my twitter is for anyone else other than super hunk @thedrowntown thanks for all the love brother x
I'd honestly rather be high. 😤
Fuck him right in his stupid dumb fucking orange face. I'd totally do it, imagine the ratings. I'd even slap the shit out of him with a rolled up magazine while i do it just so he feels at home. teapaw.org/dialmformovies/status/…
. (@dialmformovies) profile picture.@dialmformovies11 Jun 2018
Here's video of DeNiro swearing at Trump on #TonyAwards Australian feed didnt censor it.
Really REALLY happy i moved my family out of the #unitedstatesofdecay #whatajoke #trump #donaldcunt
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Harassers like Charlie Rose and Matt Lauer? Gone in a wink. Yet President Donald "I moved on her like a bitch" Trump keeps his job, apparently with the approval of the Christian right. Double standard much?
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Seriously guys, no guns is WAY better than dead kids. If you disagree please insert gun into own mouth and do what you do best. The entire globe will be much better off.
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If you want to see change, vote for change. If the people you vote for break their promises, vote those suckers right the fuck out.
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No more 8 hour solid tattooing no break no eating days. Fuck it, yall can do it in bits.
Some of the things people actually believe to be true sometimes are laughably illogical, irrational and make so little sense that it raises the thought, what happened to natural selection?.
My two favorite people in this world fart on me constantly, one of them (i won't say who) even pooped in my hand once after being asked not to. Happy #internationalwomensday2018 to my beautiful wife and daughter x #InternationalWomansDay #WomensDay
Dead kids are worse than losing your guns. Anyone that disagrees with that is a sociopath and shouldnt own a gun in the first place.
This piece of shit President says piece of shit things daily. But what REALLY makes him a piece of shit is that he doesn’t even have the balls to stand by his own words. He denies he said it. You 30% are following a coward. Who is a piece of shit.
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Just told the Prime Minister of #Norway @realDonaldTrump wanted her citizens to move to a country without healthcare or gun control.😂
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My elbow has been itching for an hour, i'm about to piss my pants and i have a sleeping baby keeping me out of reach of the essentials. #sendhelp #fatherhood
Make a sandwich at 11:47am, eat it at 5:17pm. It sits there, taunting me, all day long it just sits there. Fatherhood has made me appreciate the sandwich. Appreciate those bites guys, savor them. Soon you will dream of them. #fatherhood
Doubled up on beautiful women to spend my life with this year. #ThankYou2017 #itsagirl #family #dadlife
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