@Matthew__Watson

Professor #Volcanoes #Climate, he/him, Volcanologist @UoBristolVolc, served on #SAGE in 2010, father of 3, husband of the 1, peddling my own woke agenda.

Joined April 2012
What do we reckon the odds are of *none* of the three promoted teams being relegated? Early in the season I know and, of course, some real uncertainty around #mcfc. @ITFC @CoventryCityFC @HullCity
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What is the charge? Having a lunch? A succulent oyster champagne lunch?
Robert Jenrick says Nigel Farage’s “sole involvement” in the donation investigation was to “have lunch.” “You can't criticise a leader for saying thank you over lunch to someone … being polite is not a crime these days.” @rosiewright99
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Gosh, lots of people with x handles of the form @Name1436789 are suddenly fucking experts in what it takes to be a Professor aren’t they? I’d have thought with all that knowledge around climate change, vaccines etc they’d have reached capacity. Shows what I know…
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Vey worried about Guatemala this morning. Steep, easily mobilised slopes and heavy rain are a potentially disastrous combination.
#Cristina muy debilitada forma parte de un extenso Giro Monzónico o Central American Gyre (amplia circulación de humedad) lo cual genera fuerte ingreso de humedad al país y tormentas fuertes hasta en el norte. Su desplazamiento será hacia el noroeste y podría llegar al país como Depresión Tropical o fuerte baja presión el día de mañana lo que permitirá arrastre de humedad del Pacífico y potencial de lluvias en el centro, sur, occidente y Verapaces, algunas muy intensas con altos acumulados de lluvia y aún sigue la probabilidad de un corto temporal mañana y parte del viernes. La circulación de humedad al interactuar con las montañas descarga fuertes aguaceros en corto tiempo, mientras en otros sectores lluvias constantes leves a moderadas por horas. El giro monzónico también genera un sistema de baja presión con 10% de probabilidad de ser ciclón tropical que se trasladará al Golfo de México. Cristina ha sido muy rebelde y ha sido extremadamente difícil de pronosticar. Se deben monitorear constantemente las condiciones ya que súbitamente puede crear violentos aguaceros como los registrados en suroccidente con acumulados de hasta 186mm en el sur de Quetzaltenango. Atentos
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Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheeeeeeeese!!!!
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110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life: "i never once used Microsoft Teams"
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A new advisory has been issued for Fuego: ospo.noaa.gov/products/atmos…
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The @BristolUni does very well in this particular ranking. It will take some time to unpick the methodology that determines this, not least because it does appear to reaffirm the status quo, despite trying not to! What’s the message? time.com/7358185/top-univers…
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Guatemala. Land of trees, sky, sun and volcanoes. What a beautiful country to stir the soul. Looking East in the morning over Agua, Pacaya and beyond…
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Wishing all our students and staff a lovely Winter break ✨ The University is closed from Wednesday 24 December 2025 to Friday 2 January 2026☃️ Social media inboxes will not be monitored during this time. For student wellbeing and study support visit: brnw.ch/21wYAN9
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Wow - user locations are making a lot of people look really stupid. Agitators winding up the base from far far away…
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Incredible still image from AfarTV's YT livestream of Semeru's eruption earlier today!
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Ash plume from Mount Semeru eruption expected to spread well to the south. One of the largest I've seen on @flightradar24 Eruption went to FL590
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Thanks @UberEats - you make me wait for two hours and then cancel my order. Useless…
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Watching right-wingers getting owned by grok is my new favourite pastime…
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