@Mattoogo

Just vibes 🌍 Posting what the internet can't ignore.

Joined June 2026
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The problem is money and the only solution is still money 🤑
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when you asked for directions from a math freak and he starts with "turn 45⁰NE"
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barcelona to win 4-1. you saw it here first
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Mykon_tush
@theguyMykon15h
barcelona to win 4-1. you saw it here first
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Mykon_tush
@theguyMykon4h
when your girl comes back late from her "girls night out" and head straight to shower
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Mykon_tush
@theguyMykon3h
"why don't you hug girls in public"
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skizz🦅@sk_zobodo3h
I don collect my 3 points na🙂
Divine 🌷
@SilentstormJ3h
Why do some men treat women better before sex than they do after sex?
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skizz🦅@sk_zobodo4h
"Greet your mother for me when you get home" Never delivered that message in my life btw
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skizz🦅@sk_zobodo3h
Hey stranger, can I follow you?
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skizz🦅@sk_zobodo2h
Just drop a follow I will definitely follow back asap!!
skizz🦅@sk_zobodo3h
Hey stranger, can I follow you?
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The entire point of life is to stay delusional until the future you visualized becomes your reality. ~Good morning and work harder💪
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How was your night ke? who tell you say i sleep
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Me in my 20s 30s 40s 50s 60s
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@Priestisbackk3h
Omo na hunger get 95% share inside depression💔
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@Priestisbackk2h
So because we dey date make I stop to dey follow other girls talk? Una dey reason oo
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@Priestisbackk2h
So because we dey date make I stop to dey follow other girls talk😂 una dey reason o. Jealous type una
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Why do i laugh when i'm explaining something serious 😭
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One day you'll realize you wasted years trying to look cool to people you don't even like.
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What do you mean people can have s3x in their childhood bedroom while their parents are home? HELLO???
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What do you even say after somebody asks if you came and you didn't?
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