your friend matt

Joined June 2011
got real bad sleep paralysis last night. kind of fun in a scary way.
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Going to a birthday party for my niece tomorrow. She's turning 2. Pretty exclusive invite. You know how many people she knows? Basically none. To make the list you gotta be one of the select few.
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thrilling friday night for me. i polished all my leather shoes/boots and now i am watching heat (great movie)
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i love to bury the hatchet with someone. it's over now. and it's over because i went back to where we buried the hatchet, and i dug it up, and now i'm going to hit you with it when you're not looking.
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Got invited to a client appreciation thing. Luxury suite at the Commanders-Eagles game. Fuuuuck I wanna go but I don't think I'm allowed to accept because of "ethics"
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Watching a guy on the metro read either law school or grad school applications over his shoulder. Very interesting. He skips everything and only reads the letter of recommendation. I wasn't expecting that.
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I have developed a debilitating work crush. I either need to marry this woman or kill myself. Or just chill for 2 weeks and everything goes back to normal. One of those three options.
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Realizing I made pizzas at home all weekend, had leftover pizza yesterday for every meal, and today at work? Free pizza. I'm living an eight year olds dream life.
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Got invited to a birthday happy hour tomorrow for someone at work. I would like to make some friends at work so I guess I'm gonna go. I will not be stealing pizza as a result. Don't wanna carry a briefcase full of pizza slices around all night. Although that would be pretty funny
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free pizza at work tomorrow. i'm going to steal all the leftovers.
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Pittsburgh is not a serious city. I have changed my mind entirely about this placed based solely on the fact that you can't get a beer at the airport at 830 when your flight gets delayed because everything is already closed.
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Ok flight is delayed another hour. Time for another $12 airport beer.
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Lol all the bars are closed
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Airport beer...probably a top 5 beer
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Airline changed my upgraded seat to one at the very back of the plane by the can for nebulous reasons. This is horse shit. Someone is out to get me.
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I like Pittsburgh. Great town
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posted a dumb picture of a bunch of packets of miso soup i brought to work so i can have a soup drawer at my desk, for when i want miso soup once it gets to be fall. and about 5 people told me they thought it was a bag of condoms.
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To be fair...I get it
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Love when a sales guy sends me a 100% dog shit email clearly written by AI. They're so funny.
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