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I'm a moderator on https://teapaw.org/t.co/IKuY5RuRJ9. I like video games, beer and video games about beer. I work in retail so I may moan about that from time to time.

Sunderland, UK
Joined January 2009
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I just spent £8 on pokegold to open ten packs. Got one new card. It wasn't even a good one. Fuck drinking too much and thinking that is a good way to spend money.
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This was a genuine question in the pub quiz I am hosting tonight. I don't write the questions, they are downloaded from Speedquizzing. I have no idea who is writing this question in 2024.
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The answer is Battleborn, by the way. A game that surely no one but the question writer has even thought of in the last 5 years. Unsurprisingly, no one got it right.
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"And you people, you're all astronauts on some kind of... star trek."
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What a time to be alive. Star Wars Metallica on Xbox #XboxShare
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Just witnessed something in my local pub that I never thought I'd see. "Can I have a pint of Pepsi please?" "It's Coke, is that alright?"
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All this NFT shit is getting weirder and weirder. This can of beer is entirely fungible. But I can scan the QR code on the label and claim a "free commemorative NFT". I don't know why I would want to do that and what it would do for me other than waste 2 minutes of my life
Someone might want to tell Together TV that broadcasting a program called "Sex Secrets: Women's Sex Drives" next to a message saying "In Memoriam Elizabeth II 1926-2022" isn't exactly the most appropriate way to remember the Queen.
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I picked a relatively tame moment to pause the chanel for the photo, too. There has been nudity on screen while that message is there.
I decided to have a go at this hot new game all the kids are playing. First game, finished 98th. Second game...
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Now, I know being new to the game it will have matched me mostly against bots and maybe a few other new players, but it still feels pretty good.
If you want your mind blown check out this clip from our new show Developer Breakdown where @dicey explains Tunic's perspective and shows it flip between Orthographic and 3D cameras. Game design is the best. full video; youtube.com/watch?v=A5A7uoJA…
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I know everyone stopped caring about Wordle ages ago, but I couldn't not share this one Wordle 324 2/6 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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A very good morning to whoever at @Bungie is running the social account and is absolutely taking no shit.
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I'm sure @willsmith is having a fun time on Twitter today.
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