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Law Student | Exhausted first born |

Margate, South Africa
Joined August 2011
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Same applies to women right? I mean you can't have a banana everyday... Sometimes you need a sausage.
Until you get married, you’ll never understand why side-chicks are important to every married man.
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β€œSending money back home to your extended family is such a common African practice that I absolutely hate” ⁃Elsa Majimbo
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Ngino cash, you can fetch it. Please shave as well
1323829286 Capitec aowa i can't be this broke lele teng !πŸ˜”βœ‹πŸΌ
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What is the disadvantages of buying a car cash???
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My dad🫢🏽
Who do you look like the most: mother or father?
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Yoh valid questions
what’s the obsession between men & video calls ??
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Transport. Some people clock in at 7am and transport can be tricky.
In Gauteng townships, you will find people already rushing somewhere at 5am😭😭How are you late at 5 in the morning?😭😭😭
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You ain't lie. Not only that but if you have weird dreams about your partner nje in general. Khona into eOff.
The moment you dream about your partner cheating, it’s happening! Please don’t ever doubt that
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social media has killed romance
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Yall really need to educate yourselves at this point.
Look what she's doing in public and what's the reason?😧
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I don’t think people understand how badly some of us want a softer life. Not necessarily a luxurious life. Just one where everything doesn’t feel like a constant uphill battle
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i will never be poor.
i will never be poor
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Othi ndiyothenga iqhiya. Actually maybe 10 of them.
How to make a bonnet using a scarf no sew in.
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Hayi kabi guys but nizofa yin if you don't tithe? If she buys groceries, there's absolutely no need to buy take outs for R2000. Black tax? Abasebenzi ngani ekhaya? Unless she has a child and is being taken care of by gogo, then I'll understand.
This lady on TikTok dropped her monthly expenses asking for assistance but she said she is not gonna cancel the tithe & she doesn’t have medical aid bc they barely get sick 🫠
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And this is why I'm set on not dating a man with kids. I don't mind the child being the priority, it's the baby mama factor that I will not be comfortable with.
Apparently uma ujola nendoda enengane, ingane comes first then wena ulandele, yoh angiyfuni ngampela ke indoda enengane ngeke.βœ‹πŸ˜­
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1. The baby 2. The baby’s mother 14. The girlfriend
Apparently uma ujola nendoda enengane, ingane comes first then wena ulandele, yoh angiyfuni ngampela ke indoda enengane ngeke.βœ‹πŸ˜­
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The pills my mom gave me, knocked me out yoh.
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Not ingane comes first. Ingane nomawayo cause that’s where the line of communication is 🀣
Apparently uma ujola nendoda enengane, ingane comes first then wena ulandele, yoh angiyfuni ngampela ke indoda enengane ngeke.βœ‹πŸ˜­
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