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Bill

@MaxGreyCat

Tweeting is hard without thumbs, and sarcasm is tough in text. I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.

Joined May 2017
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So, @CatWorkers @PostsOfCats
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I was today years old when I learned the little triangle next to the gas pump icon on your dashboard points to what side of the car you get fuel on. 🤷‍♂️
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The Redheaded Troublemaker (@try2underit) profile pictureThe Redheaded Troublemaker
@try2underitOct 19
Be lucky your parents were straight or your wouldn’t be here.
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Katie@KStep1107Oct 17
Set a reminder for my upcoming Space! teapaw.org/i/spaces/1dGYlarLblvKX

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Today is the 251st birthday of the United States Navy. And yes, they get steak and lobster for dinner. I’m okay with that.
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Katie@KStep1107Sep 20
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It’s always women’s fault 😂
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Just T.J. the Army Vet (@thomas_garrard) profile pictureJust T.J. the Army Vet
@thomas_garrardAug 25
To the Navy Sailors about to port in Thailand…
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Interest on the debt is now $1.2 trillion dollars.
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Anticommie (@QueenAnticommie) profile pictureAnticommie
@QueenAnticommieAug 17
Really slick move by the grocery stores: they kept prices high and kept raising them even after the pandemic. Then they got rid of the cashiers, made you do the work for free, and still charge you more for groceries.
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When you’re dead, you don’t know you’re dead. The pain is felt by others. The same thing happens when you’re stupid.
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